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Zodiac Academy: The Big A.S.S. Party

By: Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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Once upon a moon, the wild wind whispered in my ear that the true queens were returning to Solaria, and I made it my mission to open up their path to the throne so that they could slip right in like an oily oyster.

Now, on this most special and wonderous of days, the very day of their birth–I will prove myself to be the most loyal and dependable of their followers. Though of course, Venus is in my chart, and Lady Petunia has caught sight of the bothersome barracuda once more.

Max Rigel is my most sinful of temptations, the shark in the dark who wishes to lure me to his sea cave, and I don’t know if I’m Fae enough to resist him for long.

But one thing is for sure. I will make certain the Vegas get the big A.S.S. party they deserve for their birthday, or I’ll die trying. Succulent squids be damned!

This is a 25k novella set in the world of Solaria during book five of the Zodiac Academy series, Cursed Fates, featuring Geraldine and Max as they attend the party of the century and try to resist the lure of the moon as it pushes them together once more. It’s full of slippery salmons and more buttery bagels than you can shake a stick at, and is best heard after Cursed Fates.

©2020 Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti (P)2023 Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti

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Baracuuuuuddddddaaaaaaa

Yes yes yes, loved this mini book/novella in the zodiac world. Couldn’t stop laughing! Got an even bigger love for miss grus!

Team Bordeaux …… smashed it!

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Full of hilarity!

Really enjoyed listening to this special little novella beginning with Geraldine's pov. She is so enamoured and loyal to the Twins that it's truly heartwarming to see and they are equally as loyal even when she gets a few things wrong. Max and Geraldine simply MUST become an item, its been thrown out there and now I can't imagine anything else, she is perfect for him not letting his ego and arrogance push her around. Instead her is the one following her around like a little puppy as so many heir supporters have and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing him on the other foot.

Of course the Big A** Party can only be for the Twins birthday and the way that the heirs especially Darius came together to make it a special day for them has me squealing with joy. Of course the great she-beast was prowling around and I howled with laughter at the way they kept her from the party.

Jake and Bridget did an excellent job at narrating it, especially Geraldine's voice which wasn't how I imagined it but fits her so perfectly I can't imagine her her voice any other way! Full of humour angst and more steam then you would imagine in such a small book it was another job well done for both the Twisted Sisters and the narrators and I can't wait to listen to the rest of the books.

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Required Listening!!

I don't know about you, but Bridget Bordeaux as Geraldine is one of my favourite things ever and this offering is jam-packed with Grus goodness so get listening!!

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