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Life Sucks After You Die

By: Crystal-Rain Love
Narrated by: Danielle Muething
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Summary

What do you get when you mix an incubus bite with a vampire bite?

A shitastrophe.

All I wanted to do was go to a bar and drown my sorrows in some alcohol, but I had to get attacked by an incubus. Now, I'm being guarded by a hunky but oh-so-irritating vampire (who bit me, too) while the incubus stalks me.

Being guarded by the sexy vampire probably wouldn't be that bad if not for the fact that my perfect boss has finally noticed me. Try dating while a vampire guards you way too closely and an incubus tracks your every move, waiting to pounce.

Then, there's some creepy hunter guy who also wants to kill me. The sun wants to kill me. Human food wants to kill me. Don't even get me started on my family.

Life sucks after you die!

©2018 Crystal-Rain Love (P)2020 Crystal-Rain Love
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Amazing

So I have listened to this set of amazing books more than once and I love them. So much going on and always leaves you wanting more. Love all the characters and how they all just work so well. Totally favourite set of books I have listened too and read in a long time.!!

Going to by the paper books soon to add to my collection.

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Great

Really enjoyed listening Danni is headstrong and even though Ryder warns her what she should and shouldn’t do she goes ahead and does it her way and suffers.

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not a fan

like premise of the story, but the female lead got on my damn nerves 😒 😑 she just made stupid decision because I am woman hear me roar. as a female I'm disappointed for humanity

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Trashy Fun

this was exactly what I was looking for, as something to listen to while I do repeating tasks. just some trashy fun. as long as you go in not expecting subtle writing and a deeply intricate plot. it's just fun effervescent trashy vampy romance and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Such wasted potential

This had the Jones to make a brilliant story,it left me wanting ,the constant inner dialogue of female lead was annoying,her insecurities etc will not bother with the rest of the books in this series I read it twice just to be sure it's not for me.

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