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Slouch Witch

The Lazy Girl's Guide to Magic, Book 1

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Slouch Witch

By: Helen Harper
Narrated by: Tanya Eby
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Let's get one thing straight - Ivy Wilde is not a heroine. In fact she's probably the last witch in the world you'd call if you needed a magical helping hand, regardless of her actual abilities. If it were down to Ivy, she'd spend all day every day on her sofa, where she could watch TV, munch junk food, and talk to her feline familiar to her heart's content.

However, when a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy as the victim of a case of mistaken identity, she's yanked very unwillingly into Arcane Branch, the investigative department of the Hallowed Order of Magical Enlightenment. Her problems are quadrupled when a valuable object is stolen right from under the Order's noses.

It doesn't exactly help that she's been magically bound to Adeptus Exemptus Raphael Winter. He might have piercing sapphire eyes and a body a cover model would be proud of, but as far as Ivy's concerned, he's a walking advertisement for the joyless perils of too much witch work.

And if he makes her go to the gym again, she's definitely going to turn him into a frog.

©2017 Helen Harper (P)2017 Tantor
Fantasy Fiction Magic Users Funny City Paranormal Heartfelt Witty Feel-Good Witchcraft
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something a bit different

would like a little back story..why is Eve in Oxford, being American surely they have their own schools, academy etc...
overall good story, well narrated. May look at other books in series

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really enjoyed this book looking forward to reading the next book, makes you laugh out loud in some parts,

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Excellent read

Loved it. Can't wait for the next one.
The story line is different and interesting.
The narration is great, you really get a sense of the characters.

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Interesting twist

Really enjoyed listening to a well narrated
Well written, wonderful twist on a magic thriller

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Enjoyable

An easy to listen to story for cold Winters evenings. Well written and narrated . Would recommend

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Thoroughly Enjoyable Listen

Loved the characters, especially the main ones and it was expertly narrated. Can't wait to listen to the next in the series.

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Fun

This book was such a fun read. I would really recommend is you are looking for a lighthearted and funny read.

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I didn't want it to end.

Would you listen to Slouch Witch again? Why?

Yes, it's funny and I love the main character. I'm embarrassed by how much I relate to her.

What did you like best about this story?

The humour, sarcasm and overall the relaxed nature of the tale. Also I was pleasantly surprised that the author managed to avoid all the clichés and trappings that are typical of this genre. I think this story might be original. Original to an extent; new twist to the same old tale. I dunno, I liked the book. I will be giving Helen Harper all my coins.

Which character – as performed by Tanya Eby – was your favourite?

ALL.

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the narrators were some of the worst I've yet to encounter. glad this was included if I had paid for it I'd be angry. The ending was awful too. I wouldn't bother if given a choice

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Loved it

A very enjoyable opening to what I’m hoping will have many more adventures
The characters are interesting and have very strong personalities.
I’m so looking forward to the familiars roles too

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