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Summary

The woman behind the icon known as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the undisputed Queen of Halloween, reveals her full story, filled with intimate bombshells - and told by the bombshell herself. 

On Good Friday in 1953, at only 18 months old, 25 miles from the nearest hospital in Manhattan, Kansas, Cassandra Peterson reached for a pot on the stove and doused herself in boiling water. Third-degree burns covered 35 percent of her body, and the prognosis wasn't good. But she survived. Burned and scarred, the impact stayed with her and became an obstacle she was determined to overcome. Feeling like a misfit led to her love of horror. While her sisters played with Barbie dolls, Cassandra played with model kits of Frankenstein and Dracula and idolized Vincent Price.

Due to a complicated relationship with her mother, Cassandra left home at 14, and by age 17 she was performing at the famed Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas. Run-ins with the likes of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., and Tom Jones helped her grow up fast. Then a chance encounter with her idol Elvis Presley changed the course of her life forever and led her to Europe, where she worked in film and traveled Italy as lead singer of an Italian pop band. She eventually made her way to Los Angeles, where she joined the famed comedy improv troupe The Groundlings and worked alongside Phil Hartman and Paul "Pee-wee" Reubens, honing her comedic skills.

Nearing age 30, a struggling actress considered past her prime, she auditioned at local LA channel KHJ as hostess for the late-night vintage horror movies. Cassandra improvised, made the role her own, and got the job on the spot. Yours Cruelly, Elvira is an unforgettably wild memoir. Cassandra doesn't shy away from revealing exactly who she is and how she overcame seemingly insurmountable odds. Always original and sometimes outrageous, her story is loaded with twists, travails, revelry, and downright shocking experiences. It is the candid, often funny, and sometimes heartbreaking tale of a Midwest farm girl's long, strange trip to become the world's sexiest, sassiest Halloween icon. 

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©2021 Cassandra Peterson (P)2021 Hachette Books

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the funny, the macabre and the unique

interesting people live interesting lives. And boy oh boy, what a story this turned out to be. Easy yet impactful to hear.

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Great Read

A fascinating life story from a hugely interesting person. Narrated beautifully. I loved Elvira before and I love her even more after knowing her story.

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Queen of Halloween!

fantastic book. what an absolutely fascinating life Cassandra/Elvira has had! totally worth the listen!

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Great listen, Great Story... Overall 10/10

I don't really have the attention span to read a book so to have one read out its brill, especially when the book is read by the author it feels easier to listen to, like they're telling their story instead of someone else tell there story,,, Been a fan of Elvira's for a while and was a great story and to hear about her life outside of the Films, TV Shows etc. was great. Overall 10/10 would recommend :) !

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Great!

Fascinating, beautifully told and spoken. A great listen to the life stories of a groundbreaking inspiring woman.

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such a great book!

witty, funny, heartwrenching, fearless & awesome! Cassanrda tells her story and the Elvira story with all the sass you'd expect! So many fabulous anecdotes, too!

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Fabulous memoir

'Yours Cruelly' by Elvira/Cassandra Peterson herself and also narrated by the Mistress of The Dark herself. Really glad I got this. What a fascinating life she's had (showgirl meeting Hendrix, Elvis, Sammy Davis JR, Sinatra, Tom Jones. Traveling, and also her childhood recovering from horrific burns, to later joining the Groundlings, then becoming a horror hostess, to making movies). Certainly one of the best memoir/autobiographies I've read since Cash by Johnny Cash. Deeply moving at times. Made me laugh and made me cry. Beautifully written and perfectly read by Cassandra. Cassandra is honest, funny, and seems like such a wonderful unique person. I was already a fan of Elvira, but I adore her real persona just as much now.

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Elvira forever

Moving, hilarious, inspiring. I couldn’t love her more. I am going to listen to it over again and I have only just finished it.

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Fabulous!

This is one of best audiobooks that I have purchased. Cassandra Peterson reads her funny, heartfelt, open and frank autobiography.I laughed, I cried and loved every chapter. What a life. What a woman! Highly recommended.. I didn't want it to end. Her narration gave this book a wonderful heartfelt truth. Thank you for sharing your stories. Wonderful!

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Great memoir from the Queen of Halloween

Some fun anecdotes mixed with heartfelt stories and some shocking revelations, and a healthy dose of Cassandra's cutting sense of humour, this is a must for Elvira fans!

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  • 24-09-21

Chapter 14 cut off

This is an amazing book, and the audiobook is performed by Cassandra which is a major plus. The only issue is that the end of chapter 14 is cut off mid sentence. Hopefully this will be corrected soon and updated. I’ve contacted Audible support to make them aware of it. Thankfully I also have the hardback version so I can see what happened.

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  • 21-09-21

Outstanding

Cassandra Peterson has had a crazy,fascinating life.Greatly narrated by Peterson.Highly recommend for any fan of the horror/comedy icon

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  • Amanda
  • 23-09-21

left clutching for ending of chapter 14

end of chapter 14 skips out to chapter 15. maybe audible issue? over all 100% the best storytelling I have heard.

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  • Matthew J Meyers
  • 23-09-21

I love this.Touched my heart as a fan

This audio was amazing and a biography I needed to hear. Probed what is on the outside their is Soo much more. I loved Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) since teen-hood. From film to music compilations.
Her story has showed me that growth is key. Growth takes time and we all can heal from the pains of life. She will probably never see this review, but this audiobook has given me the inspiration to start over. My new chapter in life begins today. Thank you Elvira...and oh yeah Unpleasant Dreaaammzzz.

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  • Hailey H.
  • 02-10-21

Charming, Touching, Cassandra Peterson Doesn’t Hold Anything Back in This Fascinating Tale of her Entire Life

As someone who met Cassandra as a child and looked at her as a mother-like figure, I couldn’t stop myself from pre-ordering this book from Premiere Collectables, but of course, I lack patience, so I also downloaded the audio book to listen to until the physical copy arrived. She went into such detail about her life, relationships with others, and feelings that it felt like she was sitting here just talking to me, as a friend. I’d knew of some details presented, but so much was suddenly coming to the surface, it made me realize how Cassandra was shaped as a human being, and explained why she likely showed such kindness to me every time I ran into her throughout the years. She’s truly an amazing individual, and I know she’s been working on this book for over a decade, and I can safely say that the wait was beyond worth it. It made me tear up, laugh, and smile, all while reminding me why I’d come to love Cassandra and the Mistress of the Dark, Elvira. I whole heartedly recommend this book. 💞

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  • ESPERANZA MEISNER
  • 23-09-21

Elvira is my hero !

As if I didn’t love Elvira enough! Her story is absolutely amazing. What a life she has lived ! Definitely worth listening too. I couldn’t turn her story off . Just amazing!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 22-09-21

I love her

If you're a fan, you'll love it.
If you aren't currently a fan, maybe you'll learn something.

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  • Alex Ziegler
  • 23-09-21

The Queen of Halloween

An amazing life told with Elvira's trademark wit. Hilarious at times, heartbreaking at others. It's not a trick, this book is a real Treat!

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  • Clarabella
  • 11-10-21

Five Stars Until Chapter 26

I loved this book. It was entertaining and interesting and my attention never strayed. Even though she did rush through it rather robotically and you can tell that she's definitely reading aloud. I loved the book until Chapter 26. Was Chapter 26 supposed to be "funny?" I thought she said she loved animals and she was an animal rights person. Maybe this is where she got the word "cruelly" in her title. I almost had to fast forward through it. My five star review diminished to two stars. Did she never hear of an emergency veterinarian or an animal hospital??

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  • M. Kelly
  • 03-10-21

Gurl, You Need to Hear This One

Cassandra Peterson spills the tea on her personal life and career and it's a wild ride of rebelliousness, determination, heartbreak, perseverance and stories that will have you hitting pause more than once because whoa, wait...seriously??

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