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Virtually Christmas

By: David Baddiel
Narrated by: Harriet Carmichael, Wayne Forester, Mike Grady, Debra Michaels, Paul Panting, Toby Stephens, Lizzie Waterworth, Karise Yansen, David Baddiel
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The HILARIOUS new novel and the year’s most perfect festive gift – from million-copy bestselling author David Baddiel

It used to be the most WONDERFUL time of the year, but for years Christmas has been taken over by Winterzone.

All the things that made Christmas special are gone: the human connection, the baubles passed down through generations, even the rubbish cracker jokes.

Instead, Christmas is run by robots, while 3D holograms of Santa Claus called Santavatars check if you’ve been naughty or nice – and on Christmas Eve, all of the presents are delivered by ZoneDrones instead of Santa’s reindeer!

But when they stumble on a curious clue, eleven-year-old Etta and her friend Monty find themselves thrown into a fight to bring back Christmas. Racing against time and against the might of Winterzone, they must find the real Santa – before the true meaning of the festive season is lost forever . . .

©2022 David Baddiel (P)2022 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Action & Adventure Christmas Fiction Holidays & Celebrations Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Science Fiction & Fantasy Technology Winter Comedy Science Fiction Funny Witty Robotics

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Amazing brilliant idea brill narrating

Get it you won't regret it

Just get it

Brill

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It’s not the best one out of all the David Baddiel stories but still good!

It’s good :)

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I love the story. But the performance is mid. So yeah I need 4 more word that did it 😂

The story is good 👍

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This book is very very very very very very good buy it or else!hahahaha

Very very good this book is actually really goooooooood

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Too good it’s a bit boring after 6 times tho 🫠 other than that perfect for 6-11 or more!

Very good

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It was the best r I recommend for everyone
In the universe even aliens AMZING book I loved it

Amazing

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Great story, I think it would be great as a film as it's one of those stories, I could see people wanting to read or see every year.

wonderful story

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Good story but really short chapters.
Performances were good and the atmosphere set was Christmassy!

Very short chapters

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no callback to previous books in the David Baddiel series like besides the 1 chapter in The school and I would not recommend it to you

Christmas

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