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AniMalcolm

By: David Baddiel
Narrated by: David Baddiel
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Summary

From David Baddiel, the brightest new star of children's books and winner of the Lollies award, comes a laugh-out-loud adventure for every child who ever wondered what it might be like to be a bit of an animal....

Malcolm doesn't like animals. Which is a problem because his family love them. Their house is full of pets. What the house is not full of is stuff Malcolm likes. Such as the laptop he wanted for his birthday.

The only bright spot on the horizon is the Year Six school trip, which Malcolm never thought his parents would pay for. And yet there he is, on the bus, heading to...oh no. A farm. Over the next days, Malcolm changes. He learns a lot about animals. More, in many ways, than he would like. He learns what it's really like to be an animal. A whole series of animals, in fact....

It does make him think differently. And speak differently. And eat differently. And, um, smell differently. But will he end up the same as before?

Because sometimes the hardest thing to become is...yourself.

©2016 David Baddiel (P)2016 HarperCollins Publishers

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SOOOO funny!

Where does AniMalcolm rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This is the funniest book i have ever listened to. As his sister would say, LOLTT . ie.. laugh out loud times two.

What was one of the most memorable moments of AniMalcolm?

EVERYTHING!

Which scene did you most enjoy?

all of it

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

YES YES YES x9999000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!

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Definetely read it whatever age, it is so good so listen NOOOOOOOW !!!!!!!!

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Funny and entertaining for all ages!!!

very funny and entertaining for all ages, with humour for all ages! Recommended age: 9-12yrs

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David Baddiel is best!

David Baddiel is one of the best authors. He is actually (In my opinion) evenly matched with J.K.Rowling, and everyone knows what a great writer she is.

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AniMalcom is good

I love AniMalcom because of its funny storyline.
It was presented beautifully but the only thing I
Would change is that he didn’t realise that a human is an animal until the very end.

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amazing

Good overall loved the book 10/10
astonishing piece of work that is
THE best book I've ever heard

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A very silly funny book

big hit with our 5 and 8 year olds on long car journeys. very good

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I have dreams... here it goes

Well I love this book I used to and still do have dreams of me being a snake in Spain with my family and my best friend then before that I used to dream tat I was a cat or a dog but I love this book my favourite book Lott that's what she says laugh out loud times two I gave story 5/5 because animals I love them I gave performance 5/5 because the narrator is really good David baddiel should make lots more I mean lots more lots lots lots more my favourite time when he turned in to a animal was when he was a cat and a turtle Great ending I listened to this book like 8 or 9 times I love this book like I siad what else oh yeah I like chin chill a chinchilla is that how you spell it I think so bye

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Absolutely smashing!!

One of the best home i have ever read and noting could stop me choose another favourite book! The message is really nice and the i think the names are genius!! (:

This book deserves all the stars in the univers!! 🌙


Oh yeah I've met Iva Badial his bother- fun times... (;

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Okay

I think that it should include some facts about the animals and were the zoo was

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ausomely great😸😸😸😸😸

Absolutely ausome my 10yr old really loved it and said it was a very gripping

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