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The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

Roman Garstang Disasters

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The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

By: Mark Lowery
Narrated by: Rupert Degas
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The sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic Roman Garstang Adventure series.

It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to.

It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day....

©2018 Mark Lowery (P)2018 Bonnier Publishing Fiction Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Winter Comedy Christmas Witty Funny

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Awesome book lots of funny parts and really enjoyable. All Mark lowery books are very good especially this one.

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i LOVE roman Garstang and his crazy adventures best book ever loved mr lagonk too 🤩😻😍🥳🤪😁😄

AMAZING 😍😄😁😁😄😍😻🤩🥳🤪

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Recommend loved it so much and laughed my head off at some points a truly amazing book

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