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My Brother's Hot Cross Bottom
- Narrated by: Paul Chequer
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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- Anonymous User
- 21-04-20
Brilliant
It is very funny 😂 and I love ❤️ the performance.i recommend it for anyone i loved it all
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- Anonymous User
- 03-08-22
My brothers famous bottom mine even though I don’t have one
Would recommend love it just one thing though it’s not really a good idea ok
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- Maike Lange
- 26-06-22
Slightly odd but overall great
Amazing plot, very well read.Would recommend for people with a good sense of humour .
Bit strange at some parts but overall hilarious
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- Rowena
- 06-06-22
LOL
Such an amazing story of laughs . Great book for people who enjoy a whopping great laugh 😂
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- reh11
- 03-04-17
Wonderful. entertainment on the go.
We listened on a long car trip, my 7 year old laughed so much, he had tears from laughing
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- MISS N.
- 01-03-16
You Ballet Ballet Ballet yeah in your bank my name is in a sea
Borrow my name is Matt 00 my name is Matt 000 man name is Matt all my name Ms know my name is Nack oh yeah Mr Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-06-15
Love This Series!
What did you like most about My Brother's Hot Cross Bottom?
It's funny and engaging.
What other book might you compare My Brother's Hot Cross Bottom to, and why?
My Brother's Famous Bottom, My Brother's Famous Bottom goes Camping, My Brother's Famous Bottom gets Pinched.
Have you listened to any of Paul Chequer’s other performances? How does this one compare?
Only others in this series - we loved them all.
Any additional comments?
My children are aged 6-10 and they have loved all the books in this series. Possibly a little bit young for my ten year old now. Funny, engaging, well written and well read.
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- zac
- 24-07-13
How to keep your children happy.....
This book worked for both the Children and the Adults listening.... It certainly passed the time in the car where there was less to look at and the ongoing games of twenty Questions, I spy and shopping were put on hold while we all giggled along to the story...
These are great books and well read, worth a listen....