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  • A Paranormal Chick Lit Novel (Sucking Dead, Book 1)
  • By: Andie M. Long
  • Narrated by: Rachel Woods
  • Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)
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Summary

Mya

One minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me. Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Wayward.

Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.

So here I am, trying to get used to not only being undead, but to my new royal role where I'm in charge of the Home of Wayward Souls. Yep, any newly dead spirits that are wild, unhappy, and out to cause trouble. All mine.

Oh, and there's another tiny thing I need to get my head around. The guy who prevented my demise? He's Death himself. The grim reaper took a shine to me and wants to take me on a date.

Suck. My. Life.
©2020 Andie M. Long (P)2021 Andie M. Long
Paranormal Satire
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I enjoyed this book, it was silly but fun and I think this series is going to be great

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New afterlife, new paranormal wife

Paranormal romance with dark humour. Meet death but not has you imagined him. This book was fun and I enjoyed the creativity.

Mya is about to have her life sucked right out of her. That’s when she meets death. He offers a new life. She is to be his queen and life with him. Now quite how you imagined death right? This is a comedy about a bookworm and her paranormal romance life. It’s the start of a new series and is intended for an adult audience.

Will Mya and Death be a perfect match in the afterlife?

The audiobook is well worth the journey and only enhanced this book.

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