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Make Something Up
- Narrated by: Ken Marks, Luis Moreno, Rich Orlow, T. Ryder Smith, Scott Sowers, Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Anthologies & Short Stories
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- Anonymous User
- 18-07-20
Doesn't make em like he used to!
Chucks first about 8 books are some of the best I've ever read, they haven't quite managed to stay at that incredibly high standard. There was still some good story's in this book, but some i didn't like.
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- grace
- 26-10-16
Crude. Yet creative and well-written.
Morbid, but as real as a trainwreck, couldn't put earphones down until finished! Thank you, Chuck.
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- suzymuse
- 22-05-18
Brilliant
Strange, but great. Although, you can't unread it! Not for the faint hearted. Worth a listen.
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- Miss Unique
- 23-02-21
Fantastic collection of stories
Chuck Palahnuick has narrated stories that will forever remain in my mind. So many of them made me want to throw up in disgust. However, I could not stop myself from listening.
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- Brian
- 12-09-20
Painful listening.
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- Steve Donnelly
- 17-08-20
Excellent loved it
Chuck Palahniuk at his "I should not be laughing at this" best. Gloriously Irreverent cynical best