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  • The Many Lives of Aunt Munca
  • By: Ferdinand Mount
  • Narrated by: Paul Blezard
  • Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (274 ratings)

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Kiss Myself Goodbye

By: Ferdinand Mount
Narrated by: Paul Blezard
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Summary

Bloomsbury presents Kiss Myself Goodbye by Ferdinand Mount, read by Paul Blezard.

Shortlisted for the Duff Cooper Prize 2021

Aunt Munca never told the truth about anything. Calling herself after the mouse in a Beatrix Potter story, she was already a figure of mystery during the childhood of her nephew Ferdinand Mount. Half a century later, a series of startling revelations sets him off on a tortuous quest to find out who this extraordinary millionairess really was. What he discovers is shocking and irretrievably sad, involving multiple deceptions, false identities and abandonments. The story leads us from the back streets of Sheffield at the end of the Victorian age to the highest echelons of English society between the wars.

Kiss Myself Goodbye is both an enchanting personal memoir like the author’s best-selling Cold Cream, and a voyage into a vanished moral world. An unconventional tale of British social history told backwards, its cryptic and unforgettable protagonist Munca joins the ranks of memorable aunts in literature, from Dickens’ Betsy Trotwood to Graham Greene’s Aunt Augusta.

©2020 Ferdinand Mount (P)2020 Bloomsbury Publishing Plc

Critic reviews

"Grimly funny and superbly written, with a twist on every page." (Hilary Mantel)

"Delightfully compulsive and unforgettably original." (Hadley Freeman)

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Enjoyed it but found you really need to concentrate or its easy to get lost, loads of twists and turns and characters but an amazing story of a unbelievable life. Definitely not a background listen.

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AN ABSOLUTE JEWEL

I don’t normally read biographies but was looking for something different to the usual crime/thriller/historical books I tend to read, and came upon a review of Kiss Myself Goodbye by Hilary Mantel. I am so delighted to have read this book - the story is intriguing, well-written, beautifully narrated.....download it now and you’ll not regret it!

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I'll certainly listen to Kiss Myself Goodbye again

I loved "Kiss Myself Goodbye'. The story is interesting and exciting - and a real page-turner. We follow the author's researches - backwards and forwards and sideways, taking in a fascinating cast of minor characters. I laughed out loud very often at Mr Mount's observations.
The book is beautifully written. The author is a complete master of words - just the right tone, just the right word, just the right cadence to a sentence to communicate sympathy, amusement, or surprise as he unfolds the amazing and fascinating story of Aunt Manca. What a story! The contemporary references to T.S. Eliot, W.E. Johns, David Dimbleby, and many other well-known people whose lives brushed hers place the story firmly in the time he is describing. And the places where the action took place are described vividly. Particularly fascinating was his description of Manca's time in Crawford Mansions where she lived below T.S. Eliot at a time when Marylebone was a slum.
I was so pleased to read the last chapter to find out what had happened to everyone in the story. What meticulous research Mr Mount has done.

Paul Blezard's reading was wonderful! He makes it sound as if he wrote the book himself - he's so much in sympathy with the author and his intentions.

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Jaw Dropping Story

This is an immaculately written account of one of the most complex family histories one could ever imagine. It is beautifully read and as enthralling as any novel.

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An intriguing story from a a grade writer.

I’m rather resenting finishing! Have a great read
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Very a very satisfied Bibliophile.

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Exploring Munca's 'ziggurat of lies'

What a wonderful time Ferdinand Mount has had researching this rich fount of fantastic lies woven into a massive web of destructive deceit by his Aunt Munca! This is a glorious family history too outrageous for fiction with ever yet more astounding revelations in every chapter. I loved it.
So who was Aunt Munca? She was married to Mount's uncle, his father's brother, for over 20 years, but Munca (a portentous sign that she abandoned all names except that of Beatrix Potter's Bad Mouse!) made sure that her previous lives were unknown to the wealthy family she finally fortuitously (for her) married into.
Through years of painstaking research Mount has discovered all. The 1930s popular song which he has taken for the title of his book opens with "I'm gonna kiss myself goodbye / goodbye, goodbye / I'm gonna get my wings and fly / Up high, up high". And boy! From her lamentably impoverished childhood in Sheffield, a dead labourer-father and a scant education in the unmerciful institution run by the Sisters of Mercy for the the very poor, did Munca fly!
Through years of name changes, she constructed what Mount calls her 'ziggurat of lies' (his language is always satisfyingly choice and frequently witty) in which she lived her lives. Munca's determination to hide her secrets discovered only after her death by Mount led her to disguising, amongst other gems, not just 3 bigamous marriages; an unacknowledged sister; an adopted daughter Georgie whose life she ruined; another adopted child Celeste who she later returned unwanted; a fantasy father and a car-crazed, 7 times married 'brother' who was in fact her son.
Mount worries away at questions and finds the answers. How did Munca win the commission in the late 1930s to arrange the multi-million interior decor of Charters, the sky-high expensive country house, the last ever to be built in England? How did she pay for her permanent suite in Claridges and all the other fabulous expenditure? The most extraordinary answer comes on virtually the last page.
Excellent narration of brilliant research brilliantly shaped into a brilliant book!

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Amazing true story...

Astounding life of a lady wrapped in lies. Her unbelievable web of untruths that ran through not only her life but the lives of the people around were totally due to her and seem impossible and unserstainable....but clearly not. A great read.

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Brilliant

Extraordinary story brilliantly written and beautifully read. Loved every minute of it. Didn’t want it to end.

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Truth is stranger than fiction

Or - Life is what you make it? This book exposes an elaborately constructed web of lies & deceptions practised by the writer's aunt - partly in response to the double standards of the times in which she lived, but partly one suspects because she discovers she could lie very well & get away with it There were times the next revelation made me gasp aloud - they keep coming even in the postscript. The writer conveys a kind of horrified fascination as he uncovers yet another eye popping layer of deceit - he evidently loved his aunt, but is unsparing about the human cost and fallout of her lies - particularly for her son ( passed off as her brother) and on her adopted daughter. The narrator - hmm. Started ok, but became increasingly archly dramatic, adopting an over the top nudge nudge tone at times which I could have done without. The story is dramatic enough without ladling the drama on with a trowel in the narration. An intriguing but often painful & troubling listen/read - I had to pace the listen. Recommended - but brace yourself ...

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incredibly detailed account

Although thought provoking, the minute steps of puzzling the life of the key character together were a little too detailed for me.

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