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Where Have All the Boys Gone?
- Narrated by: Helen McAlpine
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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Summary
Where have all the men gone? Faced with 25,000 more women than men in London and gleeful media reports that it's statistically more likely for single women to be murdered than get married, Katie has reached an all-time low. But all is not lost....
Another hilarious high-concept romantic comedy from Jenny Colgan.
While Katie's glad it's not a man's world anymore, she'd be quite pleased if there were more men in it - or at least single ones, anyway.
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- Wendy
- 15-07-20
Great story - quite dated now but still good
You can tell this book was written a while back due to smoky bars and clubs etc. Not really what I expected from Jenny Colgan but still a great story.
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- Kitty Kat
- 23-06-18
Worth persevering with?
Despite exploring interesting themes all the way through, this was a strange one in that it took me until chapter seventeen to really get into and start enjoying the book and I was quite near the end then as well...
I particularly liked the idea of too many ladies in London for the number of 'boys' and too many gents for the number of ladies in the small Scots town where it ends up, an idea that showed much promise of entertainment, which I didn't feel was fully realised. Almost like Jenny Colgan had this great idea and then wasn't entirely sure what to do with it!
Up until chapter seventeen I found the characters were a bIt annoying at times. During chapter seventeen, when I began to like the main characters and to care what happened to them, I began to feel glad I had persevered as it did get so much better and had a satisfying ending. So although worth persevering for in the end, it was a mixed bag of a book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-03-18
A romp in Scotland
I love Jenny Colgan but this one did not seem to work as well for me. The ending seemed rushed and the characters did not have as much depth as usual.
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- Martina
- 09-02-18
the book is awesome
the lady reading it make all the man in the book sound a bit stupid.....
she was awesome when reading girls though
love the book as all of Jenny's books
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- Kindle Customer
- 17-02-17
Made me laugh!
What made the experience of listening to Where Have All the Boys Gone? the most enjoyable?
I really enjoyed this book as I do all of Jenny Colgan's but I particularly loved Helen McAlpine's excellent reading of it. Sometimes I don't enjoy people doing voices, but hers and her Scottish accents are just brilliant and made me laugh as much as the story itself.
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- JulieGeorgiana
- 31-12-16
slow starter... but not a bad book
This was a very slow starter, different from many of Jenny's other books (example. cupcake cafe), I thought the narrator was very good and I enjoyed the story. however, there does seem to be a bit too much swearing in it for my liking.
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- Rory
- 21-08-16
Awful
What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
Better plot and likeable characters
What was most disappointing about Jenny Colgan’s story?
Horrible girls. Common, chav, sexist, ageist, sizeist. Nothing to like about them.
What didn’t you like about Helen McAlpine’s performance?
OK. But lots of words mis-pronounced. And a mistake of name that was left in. Expressions spoken and not put into play.
What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
Boring and dull. Girls are horrible. Dull story. Just awful.
Any additional comments?
Cannot not recommend this enough. Terrible writing.
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- Victoria Cormie
- 07-08-16
Fantastic narration
What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)
Any additional comments?
A very far-fetched and silly plot, but with lots of laugh out loud moments and a satisfying ending. Helen McAlpine's narration was absolutely superb (apart from the famous people who strayed into the story - she's no mimic!)