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  • The Completionist Chronicles, Book 10
  • By: Dakota Krout
  • Narrated by: Luke Daniels
  • Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (67 ratings)

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Thesaurize

By: Dakota Krout
Narrated by: Luke Daniels
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Summary

Life smashing your walls? Build them taller. Then put auto-turrets on them.

Joe the Ritualist and the town of Novusheim have survived their first major battle, at the cost of leaving most of the settlement a smoking crater. Only most of it. The core of the town survived, and permanent casualties were low. Now that the survivors have a better understanding of what to expect, they go on a reconstruction spree...but why stop there? Every inch of their upgraded defenses will be more potent, durable, and deadlier than ever before. 

Even as Joe is kneeling knee-deep in blueprints, an urgent message arrives; sending the Ritualist venturing across the frozen wastelands of Jotunheim. With the safety of his own town mostly ensured for the moment, they can’t make him stay...but not a single person wants him to leave. Trusting the wrong person has been Joe’s downfall more than once. As the cherry on top, Grandmaster Havoc tasks Joe with obliterating any Elven settlement he comes across.

It's better to end threats early on, before they have a chance to stab you in the back.

©2023 Dakota Krout (P)2023 Mountaindale Press

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Side Quest

Halted story progression just a side quest, too focused on main characters narcissistic development that is becoming too repetitive . Other characters and worlds timeline ignored, Just place holder mentions for guild and dwarf progression but even that is very vague.
If writing continues like this It will just become an expensive comic. Its book ten I would not recommend starting this series unless books are bundled as it is not good value for money compared to other authors in this type of creative space.

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Joe does everything

Yet again Joe does everything single handed. His allies all shit on him for no reason (I thought all the dwarves who hated humans left?). He has fought so hard to make Novusheim a town but towns are springing up all over the place now. He oscillates between very weak and wildly OP. How the elves grew cities out of trees in a bleak snowscape I don't know.

It's just a bit weird and inconsistent. Nothing much happens for a lot of it and Joe's ritual skills are fairly poorly defined. I'll maybe give the next one a go but I'm leaning towards this whole "game" being a simulation for Joe's benefit alone.

Narration was great.

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all the books are brilliant

Narrator is great, stories are brilliant. Love Dakota krout and I think he's an absolute legend

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Amazing series

Well written and performed full of bad jokes ( sum time there catch you and get a snicker )and adventure

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