Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

  • The World According to Kaleb

  • By: Kaleb Cooper
  • Narrated by: Kaleb Cooper
  • Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (292 ratings)

$0.00 for first 30 days

Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.
The World According to Kaleb cover art

The World According to Kaleb

By: Kaleb Cooper
Narrated by: Kaleb Cooper
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £17.99

Buy Now for £17.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.
activate_primeday_promo_in_buybox_DT

Listeners also enjoyed...

Britain According to Kaleb cover art
Diddly Squat cover art
Make Hay While the Sun Shines cover art
Carbolics cover art
Guy Martin cover art
On the Edge cover art
The Sound of Laughter cover art
As You Do cover art
My Farming Life cover art
Fletchers on the Farm cover art
Rambling Man cover art
Windswept & Interesting cover art
Or Is That Just Me? cover art
Variable Valve Timings cover art
Dead Men Don’t Tell Tales cover art
The Super-Secret Diary of Holly Hopkinson: This Is Going To Be a Fiasco cover art

Summary

Get ready for season two of Clarkson's Farm with Kaleb Cooper's worldly wisdom on life's big issues, from the difference between straw and hay to the importance of having a hair perm.

Chipping Norton's celebrity farmer Kaleb Cooper has strong views on lots of things: sheep ('suicidal morons'), Jeremy Clarkson ('there are two types of farming, unless you count whatever it is Jeremy thinks he's doing'), goats ('they're a proper good clear-up animal, they eat everything - no wonder they taste horrible'), New York ('if it's like London, where there are no tractors, that's no good') and more.

In The World According to Kaleb, he shares his thoughts on topics such as philosophy, celebrities and why farming is the best job in the world. He even tells us why the chicken crossed the road. Dubbed 'the real star of Clarkson's Farm', Kaleb reveals his true, loveable, funny and down-to-earth self, with deadpan gags and unique observations that will have you crying with laughter.

Utterly hilarious, this is Kaleb as you've got to know him and love him on the hugely successful television series.

©2022 Kaleb Cooper (P)2022 Quercus Editions Limited

What listeners say about The World According to Kaleb

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    179
  • 4 Stars
    39
  • 3 Stars
    29
  • 2 Stars
    18
  • 1 Stars
    27
Performance
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    161
  • 4 Stars
    35
  • 3 Stars
    34
  • 2 Stars
    17
  • 1 Stars
    26
Story
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    165
  • 4 Stars
    34
  • 3 Stars
    27
  • 2 Stars
    19
  • 1 Stars
    26

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars

"I f***ing hate sheep."

Short, quick, easy read for those who are fans of Kaleb, the young farmer who essentially runs Jeremy Clarkson's farm. He reads his book, too. No skilled narrator here, just him, like his comments throughout.
A fun read for anyone who enjoys the T.V. Programme but more entertaining on screen than to hear

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

An excellent and educational listen

Basically it’s the same as his other book buy either they are both excellent!
Blah blah

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

Amusing listen, but surprisingly sweary!

Good listen for my walk. Felt like Kaleb wasn't in his natural habitat reading it though, maybe put him in a tractor to record it next time! It will stay in my library for future listens though.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

So good

I love all your opinions and your views on the world but could use more detail

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

wish it was longer

pretty much what you'd expect from clarksons showbiz apprentice. entertaining and informative but with a kaleb twist

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious

Brilliantly funny. the way he reads it had me in stitches in several spots. Said exactly how it is.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant!

Brilliant, honest and funny.
Kaleb tells it how it is!
A great entertaining listen (as it's the Audible version!)

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

How it should be

A down to earth book! I think the narration was brilliant, from an everyday normal hard working guy delving into something different! I loved it

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Exactly what I expected!

Love the straightforward approach of a young farmer thrust into the spotlight. A great listen!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

The world according to Kaleb

This is a lovely feel good book and just what you would expect from the author - positivity, laughs and some entertaining observations about the differences between country and town folk.

Several reviews here seem to complain that Kaleb isn’t a great narrator and that it is too short. These criticisms are plainly ridiculous. If you are considering listening to this, you have presumably seen the tv show. In which case you know he’s a young farmer, not a professional voice actor or thespian. His recital may not be perfect, but the only way of capturing his enthusiasm and positivity is for him to narrate it himself, so I’m glad he did. And it tells you very clearly how long the recording is before you download, so how can that possibly be a complaint.

I enjoyed it and look forward to more from him in the future.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!