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  • A Guide to Breaking Up, Falling Apart, and Putting Yourself Back Together
  • By: Dawn Dais
  • Narrated by: Lynn Norris
  • Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
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By: Dawn Dais
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Summary

A bestselling author offers a refreshingly honest, compassionate guide to the sh!tstorm that is divorce: falling apart, staying afloat, and new beginnings (whether you are ready for them or not).

After 12 years together, 2 children, 10 pets, and 5 properties, Dawn and her partner decided to call it quits. In the newest installment of her bestselling Sh!t No One Tells You series, Dawn tries to figure out what happened… and what happens next.

Dawn takes you on her own bumpy, meandering, and often absurd journey through the destruction of a life exploded by divorce. She dodges legal hurdles, irrational decisions, alarmed therapists, random hobbies, and a concerning number of dating app profiles that look like the beginning of a true crime podcast. But somehow, she found herself stronger—and happier—on the other side.

Leaning into the mess, Dawn helps you learn the art of embracing Netflix and cry, the healing power of profanity, the importance of assembling the right support squad, how to survive the sh!tshow of co-parenting, and much more. Joined by an insightful chorus of divorced friends, Dawn delivers a true-to-life and funnier-than-it-should-be guide to discovering the unexpected value in the wreckage. What if divorce isn’t just a loss—but an opportunity?

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"[Dawn's] animated style will appeal to anyone going through a divorce. One is unlikely to find a funnier guide to surviving divorce."—Publishers Weekly

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Loooooooved this book and it resonated SO MUCH!

If you’re going through separation or divorce, read it, listen to it, etch it onto your tombstone. Just make sure you don’t walk on by without absorbing the lessons and stories of this book.

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