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Thank You, Next!
- Narrated by: Jessica Preddy
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Summary
Seriously, why do guys on dating apps think I want a picture of what’s in their pants? I could open an art gallery with the collection I’ve got.
Zoe really doesn’t want to die alone and surrounded by cats. But it’s not looking good: she’s had sex precisely twice in the last year, and her feline friend isn’t the kind of male company she wants in bed.
Her top dating disasters include:
- The guy who kissed her hand, took out a violin and serenaded her in public.
- The guy who force-fed her oysters (she can confirm that they’re not an aphrodisiac).
- The guy who was so hungover he turned up with his T-shirt on inside out, sweating sambuca.
- The guy who brought his actual kid on a dinner date.
And don’t even get her started on the dick pics, or how on earth you’re supposed to know whether a total stranger is an axe murderer or not.
Zoe's ready to give up on the search for love, until her friend has an idea. Robbie lives by his horoscope, and he’s sure she’s got this dating stuff all wrong. He dares her to work her way through the zodiac until she finds The One.
Usually Zoe would laugh at such a suggestion, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Could love be written in the stars? Or is she destined to end up alone, eating take-out in bed and watching endless re-runs of Friends?
A feel-good, fresh and fabulous listen for anyone who has torn their hair out over their love life, drunk their weight in wine to survive an awful date or stared at their phone, willing it to ring. Fans of rom-coms by Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk and TV shows like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Jane the Virgin will absolutely love this laugh-out-loud tale.
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- Helen
- 01-02-21
Easy and enjoyable
I enjoy this book and it’s an easy listen but it was frustrating at times how she’d let guys walk all over her and do nothing about it. You don’t need a man to be happy and it frustrate me that she was being so wet!
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- Alex Rawnsley
- 16-12-20
Fun and easy listening
With a very unusual narration style, these books are really fun, lightweight and hard to put down. I love how characters from previous books make appearances. I would recommend wholeheartedly.
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- Emma Cheney
- 12-05-21
Eye roller
A book about a woman who is a self-proclaimed feminist yet spends the whole time moaning on about how she feels worthless without a man.
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- Anonymous User
- 23-07-21
the worst kind of trash
pathetic pickme-type dates awful, unsuitable man-babies, one after the other without ever realising that she's just as much a part of the problem and she deserves better. I was expecting a big realisation at some point about her dating history and understanding her value but no... she just accidentally happens to bump into a nice man. who turns out to be rich and they live happily ever after bla bla bla.
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- LisaK
- 22-06-22
Long winded and dull
Difficult listen and story was not very engaging. The main character was annoying and I didn’t really have any interest in the outcome of her predictable story.
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- Jonathan Treleaven
- 28-04-22
OK but a bit slow
Started well, but after a time the reader seemed to be getting slower and slower to the point of sounding half asleep. The Story (although quite fun) could have been told in half the time and I found the reader's posh English accent but occasional US pronunciations quite irritating.
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- Debbie G
- 01-07-21
Loved it
This book made me laugh and smile the whole way through. The narrator was excellent highly recommend this one.
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- Katie N
- 29-06-21
Enjoyed once I give it a 2nd go
Wasn't sure at first, turned it off but decided to give it another go and glad I did. Really enjoyed it once it got going
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-06-21
A fun quick listen.
a nice quick listen. It was a cute concept and had some interesting subplots. I'll likely read her books again.
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- Becky
- 12-06-21
easy, simple and enjoyable
Was a easy simple listen, the narrator is great. lovely voice and great story.