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Klutz: Phoenix Down
- But Did You Die?, Book 1
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
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Summary
After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.
I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.
And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.
After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.
I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.
Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.
The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…
…Could they be looking for me?
It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.
And the worst part?
It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.
I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...
Was the Amazon always this hot?
But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!
The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!
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- Bluelokie
- 17-03-23
Great series start
A great series start with lots of action, adventure, snark and humour. Good introduction to characters and world building. The narration was brilliant and really brought life to each character with their different personalities. Looking forward to listening to the rest of the series.
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- ChaosKay
- 01-02-22
I really enjoyed it
Amaryllis is on a plane with 5 guys and when the plane goes down due to sabotage she saves each one. She dies twice whilst saving them and when they wake up they are real aholes with her as they realise she’s their fated mate. Nothing seems to go right for Amaryllis there’s something lurking waiting to kill her around every corner. The guys turn out to be an elite team of jaguar shifters sent to search for the last phoenix which they realise eventually she is said phoenix. They are trying to save her from bad guys wanting to use her powers for harm although they are taking her to a lab to be trained she’s not sure if she wants that. Amaryllis has a wicked sense of humour and most of the guys just can’t take it but she doesn’t care and throws more at them.
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- Demetra Toula Iliopoulos
- 26-02-22
A gripping humours story
Book 1 in the series . Sedona Ashe the author wrote a story has well thought out and crafted characters, It’s a very wel detailed story, you can visualize the story with the shifters and heroine. This audio has lots of turns. Some parts will have you laughing with some scenes. The story had 5 males and the female heroine. This story has more then one POV . Little does the heroine know the 5 males from the plane crash will become important to her . Grab it and see how she’s born again and again
Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux Performance is beyond perfect. Their voices are strong, clear and smooth. They did all the characters tones perfect you were able to know who is who
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- Ms RD
- 19-05-23
But did you die??
Loved the first book in this shifter series! Every love adventure starts with dying in a plane crash!
Team Bordeaux have taken this book to the nxt level…. Love listening to their accents for each of the characters
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- S. Cole
- 25-01-22
Klutz: Phoenix Down
This is the first book in the But Did You Die series. Riles is the last phoenix. A shadow of jaguars was sent to collect the last phoenix. They were not expecting to find their mate in the process. This book ends in a small cliffhanger. Can’t wait to see what happens next. Bridget and Jake Bordeaux did a phenomenal job narrating this book.
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- inga
- 26-01-22
Hilarious Bully RH
Oh I love Amaryllis she’s adorable and funny though very much the worlds punching bag in the way she keeps dying. I think possibly you’ll either love or hate this but if you love a bully troop then you’ll be all here for it. The guys are completely opposed to having a mate and make sure she knows it. It’s for the greater good (so they think) but can they fight their jaguars and can they outrun her through the Amazon?
To make this story even better listening to Jake and Bridget Bordeaux is fantastic. Jake’s Scottish accent is brilliant! The guys also all have a slight difference so you know exactly who is talking which just adds to the enjoyment. Highly recommend!
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- griffin
- 04-10-22
the girl has no self respect
spoiler read at your own risk
so this girl in the beginning has a pull towards this guy's and everything was instant on her part.
she ends up dying 3 times between chapter 1 to 9 3rd time due to suicide as she was going to die anyway due to snake bite as she didn't get attention from them while being lost and she was following them, thinking this shitty guys would be grateful to her for protecting them with her life (cause of death the other 2 times) she should them with her body each 5 guys. one time multiple bullet wounds. least make them work for it. but no as soon as she returned to life cuz phoenix. they want her and what did she do get down and dirty. they still didn't apologize just what the shit is this.
just wish there was a warning towards abusive cold-blooded men and stupid easy frustrating heroines
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