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Summary

After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.

I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.

And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.

After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.

I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.

Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.

The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…

…Could they be looking for me?

It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.

And the worst part?

It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.

I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...

Was the Amazon always this hot?

But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!

The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe

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A gripping humours story

Book 1 in the series . Sedona Ashe the author wrote a story has well thought out and crafted characters, It’s a very wel detailed story, you can visualize the story with the shifters and heroine. This audio has lots of turns. Some parts will have you laughing with some scenes. The story had 5 males and the female heroine. This story has more then one POV . Little does the heroine know the 5 males from the plane crash will become important to her . Grab it and see how she’s born again and again
Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux Performance is beyond perfect. Their voices are strong, clear and smooth. They did all the characters tones perfect you were able to know who is who

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Fantastic Listen

I read this book when it came out and loved it. The Audiobook is no different, fantastic narration! Looking forward to listening to the rest of the books......

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I really enjoyed it

Amaryllis is on a plane with 5 guys and when the plane goes down due to sabotage she saves each one. She dies twice whilst saving them and when they wake up they are real aholes with her as they realise she’s their fated mate. Nothing seems to go right for Amaryllis there’s something lurking waiting to kill her around every corner. The guys turn out to be an elite team of jaguar shifters sent to search for the last phoenix which they realise eventually she is said phoenix. They are trying to save her from bad guys wanting to use her powers for harm although they are taking her to a lab to be trained she’s not sure if she wants that. Amaryllis has a wicked sense of humour and most of the guys just can’t take it but she doesn’t care and throws more at them.

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Hilarious Bully RH

Oh I love Amaryllis she’s adorable and funny though very much the worlds punching bag in the way she keeps dying. I think possibly you’ll either love or hate this but if you love a bully troop then you’ll be all here for it. The guys are completely opposed to having a mate and make sure she knows it. It’s for the greater good (so they think) but can they fight their jaguars and can they outrun her through the Amazon?

To make this story even better listening to Jake and Bridget Bordeaux is fantastic. Jake’s Scottish accent is brilliant! The guys also all have a slight difference so you know exactly who is talking which just adds to the enjoyment. Highly recommend!

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Klutz: Phoenix Down

This is the first book in the But Did You Die series. Riles is the last phoenix. A shadow of jaguars was sent to collect the last phoenix. They were not expecting to find their mate in the process. This book ends in a small cliffhanger. Can’t wait to see what happens next. Bridget and Jake Bordeaux did a phenomenal job narrating this book.

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  • Traci Bookstagram
  • 25-01-22

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Wow! This is my first of Sedona Ashe's books & I will need to check out more. I absolutely feel in love with Ryls, that girls is so entertaining & Bridge Bordeaux does an amazing job bringing her character to life in the audiobook. I laughed so many times because of her quirky personality. I do have a soft spot for a female lead who is unafraid to just be her unusual self.

Now the guys in this clearly have something else going on, this is a bully romance, but the bullying takes a different turn then what you usually see in books. Their bullying is more along the lines of trying to create distance & I really want to know why that is. That cliffy at the end left me needing the next book. Also, I need to figure out what other books that Jake Bordeaux narrates with a Scottish brogue, that man is talented.

Overall I really enjoyed this book & I cannot wait to see what else happens in this series. The audiobook narration is so well done. Definitely a book to check out!

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  • Bethany Blake
  • 05-05-22

Wow!

I absolutely devoured this audio in one day. I couldn’t get enough! Envision me begging my kids to make their own dinners and give themselves baths bc I couldn’t stop! I’m just kidding… or am I? 😂😂
So anything Bridget & Jake narrate I will listen too. Oh you guys are reading parking tickets today? Done. I’m here for it.
This is legit a laugh out loud & fun read.
If you enjoy:
✨ shifters
✨ fated mates
✨ bully -ish type romance (bully light?)
✨ touch her and die
✨ sexy times

Then PICKUP THIS SERIES!!!!!

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  • KHave
  • 27-04-22

Fun heroine, meh romance

The klutzy heroine is a fun idea. She’s sweet and the ways she dies is entertaining. The whole rejected mates spin on the romance left a lot to be desired. There’s good build up of the rejected/hate part but the heroine forgives and forgets repeatedly with little to no apologizing/groveling from any of the male leads. They literally cause her to jump off a cliff and kill herself and she’s kissing them within a few minutes…no apologies. COME ON! So so annoying because if the author had taken the time make them work for it/give her a backbone and not just cheapen it with “fated mate” attraction it could have been a stunner. Plus… these 5 guys are supposed to elite spies/operators…but they’re total dummies…staying in the same place that they’d already been attacked in? The ending was a total let down.
Steamy scenes were great, narrators were awesome. Cliffhangers suck. Probably won’t buy the next one because the male leads suck.

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  • Alisha Williams
  • 19-04-22

Amazing

This book was so good! I loved the story line and the main girl was so funny. B did amazing at bringing her character to life.

As for the guys I wanted to slap them and kiss them! Jack did amazing at giving each of them their on personalities.

Over all this was an awesome stroy and the narration was on point. Highly recommend this book.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 13-04-22

meh

I want to start by saying that the idea of a fumbling heroine who doesn't take herself too seriously is unique and I like it. However, the story itself needs more. More personality in the other characters. More rewrites and editing. More of why the "shadow" is so against having a mate. sidebar- I'm not usually a fan of the whole "reverse harem" trope, but it kinda works with what story there is.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 23-03-22

mixed feelings

I likes the book and am on to the next one. however this bully romance was different than any I have ready before. there were also a few things that snagged me. one was I couldn't understand how it took them so long to realize she was the pheonix. second is their logic. they don't want to claim her because they don't want to need to protect her or for her to get hurt. yet they keep trying to leave her to die in the jungle?

overall it was okay, it gets better toward the end which is what made me go to the next book.

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  • Jamaho79Amazon Customer
  • 18-03-22

this book will run you through a Gambit of emotion

buckle up you're in for a while ride. get ready to laugh cry and rage as well as some swoon worthy moments.

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  • Christy
  • 29-01-22

Excellent Story

This one has my emotions all over the place and my mind about the guys changing every 5 seconds. This is my first Sedona Ashe book and my next one will be by her too. I’m off to get book #2.