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John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life

By: John Goblikon, Brandon Dermer - with, Dave Rispoli - with
Narrated by: Nicky Calonne, John Goblikon
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Summary

In a world filled with trolls, we all need to live life more like a goblin. What does it mean to "live life like a goblin"? It means to give no f--ks, but also all the f--ks in the world at the same time. It means to be constantly anxiety-ridden while also eternally optimistic. A goblin's heart, specifically John Goblikon's, is filled with love, joy, angst, constant quandary, Chili's Southwestern egg rolls, metal, and empathy. Through the goblin eyes of being an internet celebrity/insurance salesman/rock-and-roll mascot for the Goblin Metal outfit, Nekrogoblikon, we learn about life, death, business, food, music, travel, culture, dating, school, drinking, compassion, and much more!

John walks listeners through crucial life steps, from becoming internet famous, to getting dates with special someones, to even correct ordering techniques for the perfect meal at Chili's.

Have a problem? John Goblikon assumes he knows how to help you solve it...all in this new, for-sure-to-be-a-New-York-Times-best-seller-and-win-like-100-awards debut: John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life.
©2019 Brandon Dermer and Dave Rispoli (P)2019 HighBridge, a division of Recorded Books
Communication & Social Skills Self-Esteem Comedy & Humour
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Almost as good as a night at Chilies...

loved it... I'd listen to it again... after I've been to chilies ofcourse... or to see necrogoblikon (damn that's one sweet band)

anyways. read this book... I mean listen to it... or use it for roach material. either way you're about to improve you're own menial existence

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