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Harry Plotter and the Chamber of Serpents
- A Potter Secret Parody
- Narrated by: MJ Ware
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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- Jimmy
- 23-05-21
Good book
This was a good book don't take as a Crazy new Harry Potter book but as like a add in and you will enjoy it as much as I did.
5 people found this helpful
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- david
- 16-06-21
Fun!
it was a fun fan fiction to listen to! It's not a glamorous novel and isn't meant to be. I really enjoyed it as a parallel story to the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. I will definitely add this to my re-listen to list.
3 people found this helpful
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- LinZ
- 30-04-21
Perfect For Vaccine Recovery
I found this gem while scrolling through Audible after receiving my 2nd Covid-19 vaccine shot, and I was not disappointed! It had me laughing out loud through my vaccine recovery period (they do say laughter is the best medicine, after all!) Hilarious fun parody!
3 people found this helpful
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- Gennaro G. Mascolo
- 16-12-20
I enjoyed this story
It was nice to hear this well worn, familiar story told from a different perspective.
3 people found this helpful
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- Ilopez08
- 15-08-21
Short and fun!
I love the Harry Potter world, but not Harry so much. Come on, he loses his wand every 5 minutes haha
This book shows a different face of him
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- Zac
- 02-07-21
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give me more more more more more more more more more more more more more please now i need it
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- Sonja Heyck-Merlin
- 30-04-22
Ok
It was ok.
It wasn’t as good as real Harry Potter, that’s for curtain! But overall it was fine. I think it was a rip off.
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- KMK89
- 12-11-21
Fun fan fiction
I really enjoyed. Super cute and fun little story. Creative twist on a longtime favorite. Fun twist on characters and the inspired change of names made me laugh out loud.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-10-21
A better perspective on the events of CoS
In short: shows the Slytherin (and an American students) perspective on Hogwarts and the events of the Chamber of Secrets in a hilarious fashion. Must-listen for every Slytherin but also HP fans of other houses.