There are two things you should always remember about elves. One, they never miss. Two, they never give up. I thought I was safe when my familiar stopped the arrow from turning me into a kabob, but as I said, elves don't give up. 

Especially when they think you destroyed their city and killed their king in some grandiose quest for power.

They didn't know me very well.

He may not have believed me, but he believed the goddess when she showed up to proclaim my innocence. Unfortunately for him, she turned him into my full-time bodyguard. 

I should have been grateful, I should have been happy that I had another hottie keeping me from getting dead. I should have been a lot of things, but all of them would have been easier if he and I got along better than nitro and glycerin. 

Did I mention the third thing you should always remember about elves? 

They are kind of stuck-up jerks with pointy ears and nice butts.

Now, my bodyguard and I get to travel to Faerie to convince the royal family of my innocence. Sounds fun, right? Try telling your boyfriends that they aren't invited...

This is a medium burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why choose? Harem members added as series progresses. M/M themes begin in the fourth book. Lovin' the Coven will be a seven-book series.

Warning: The Lovin' the Coven series is intended for mature audiences. 18+ listeners only! They contain graphic language and sexual situations.