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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

And Other Comforting Thoughts on Family, Friends, Sex, Love and More Things That Ruin Your Life

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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

By: Daniel Sloss
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Brought to you by Penguin.

Daniel Sloss' stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts and gets audiences roaring with laughter - all at the same time. In his groundbreaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance and marriage - and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups.

Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship - with one's country (Sloss' is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful - but also valuable and meaningful and important.

©2021 Daniel Sloss (P)2021 Penguin Audio Performing Arts Stand-up Shows Funny Comedy Thought-Provoking Witty Feel-Good

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If you like Daniel's stand up shows, you'll definitely appreciate this book. I loved it!

one amazing, long stand up

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loved this. love him. glad he is in love. loved the chapter on relationships.

life lessons from Daniel, common sense prevails

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If your familiar with Sloss' comedy there won't be anything in here that comes as a shock to you. If you aren't, then buckle up and don't listen in front of the kids.

If you're in a relationship and not the happiest, and entertaining guilty thoughts of "what would it be like if I was single?" then give this a listen before making any decisions. It won't talk you into staying, but it will help you rationalize those feelings into something you don't need to beat yourself up over.

Excellent, thought provoking profanity.

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If you like Daniel Sloss' Netflix specials, you'll absolutely love this book, and even if you don't, just go for it! You are guaranteed to enjoy it. His unique take on the world combined with his cutting humour makes it hard to stop listening to!

The fastest I've ever finished an Audio book!

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Loved every second of this book. From start to finish I was hooked. Struggled to stop listening. Highly recommend to anyone.

Absolute genius

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I chuckled and exhaled through my nose countless times. Great observations. It's narrated by Daniel Sloss himself, and I wish more things were.

Brilliant book

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After a friend recommended Jigsaw and Dark. I have gone on to see Daniel live. This book did not disappoint.
If you don't like swearing and hard truths this book might not be for you.
However from me i loved it, hard hitting, truthful, funny, reflective and brilliant.

Sloss Master

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Really good book. Very funny, sometimes serious, rarely based on facts, but does take root in life experience.

Banging

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And, some of his points are also very interesting. This book really made me want to have a late night drunken debate with him.

Very funny!

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Sloss is the best. amazing writing and context coupled with one of the best stand ups the UK has produced. In 20 years we'll look on sloss as we look on Connolly and McIntyre. the best.

Sloss Is the best

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