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  • By: Limmy
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Daft Wee Stories

By: Limmy
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Summary

Daft Wee Stories is Limmy’s first book. It is a collection of stories. There are short stories. There are longer stories. There are stupid stories. There are thoughtful stories. There are upside-down stories. There are normal-way-up stories. There are weird stories. There are less weird stories. There are really weird stories. There is nothing else like it. Have a listen.

©2015 Brian Limond (P)2015 Random House Audiobooks

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Limmy at his Best

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I first heard about Limmy when I really stumbled across the podcasts of Limmy's wonderful World of Glasgow. This matches them. Lots of short stories in the usual Limmy style. Great for a pressie for a good Glasgow chum.

Have you listened to any of Limmy’s other performances? How does this one compare?

as good

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

no, listen to a story or two at a time

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Great wee stories.

Fun stories that work even better read out by Limmy. Great for dipping in and out of.

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Made me want more.

Mostly, I find Limmy funny, but his sense of humour is, like all senses of humour, a matter of taste. He's not everyone's cup of tea. Some of these stories arny funny but I liked them all the same.
I particularly enjoyed his tales about the man in the bear suit, the girl I the café, the up-side-down book (still works on audio) and the guy with the problems with his radiator.
Canny wait for volume 2.

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Fantastic

I have listened to this at least 10 times already. Some of these stories are just hilarious.

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Loved it.

I loved the fantastical stories, loved the slice-of-life stories, loved the funny and thoughtful stories too. Some of them just leave you hanging, but so what? I feel that the audiobook version is a must as the rich Glaswegian accent just adds so much character.

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daft limmy

favourite bit is when he said "audible hopes you enjoyed this program" in normal voice

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limmy is on form with this

by pulling random stories out of brain limmy has managed to bring a smile to my face. if this book had been performed by anyone but the author it would not be as good

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Brilliant

Addictive ,hilarious,wacky and completely strange. A brilliant set of short stories from the genius that is Limmy

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Skankle Dingfelps

Boggle for the mindle papper and the seggdy rennin tagzine. Happy although it casmicked dig toffle top so faffledy within the zampleine!

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Vast collection of funny stories

Lots of hilarious stories, most of which will keep you guessing about the ending right until the end. Each story was brilliantly narrated with perfect pace and tone etc The stories are typically around 8 minutes long hence really easy to dip in for a quick listen. Highly recommended!

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