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Carnage À Trois

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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Summary

One geek versus a lethal love triangle.

Bill Ryder’s past and present are about to collide. His girlfriend’s been marked for death by the immortal temptress who wants him. One’s a witch and the other’s a vampire, which means the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim to none.

It’s bad enough Bill’s too distracted by evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves to put a stop to it, but now something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson - a harbinger of biblical proportions, forewarning of dark times to come.

With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, Bill will need to choose between his friends, his feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there’s little hope of saving everyone he holds dear from the carnage that’s about to punch him and his love life right in the moby dick.

Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire Bill Ryder is back in the latest chapter of the Bill of the Dead saga by best-selling horror-comedy author Rick Gualtieri.

If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you'll want to dive into this side-splitting world of hilarious terror today.

©2021 Rick Gualtieri (P)2021 Rick Gualtieri

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It's Bill Again

I love this series and this is more of the same, Bill and chums in ridiculous end of the world adventures, crude banter and big thrills and chills. Can't wait for the next part.

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Good but no Time of Bill

These are getting better but not as good as the tome of Bill. word

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  • Zan
  • 13-08-21

Not a complete book

If you like multiple major cliffhangers and total lack of resolution of any theme, this book is for you. Otherwise, wait till the next half of this story is published to even start listening.

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  • Robert Alley
  • 08-07-21

another fun one

The Tomb of Bill and Bill of the Dead are very fun to listen too. In my opinion they are best read (listened too) in order. They are all here. Check them out.

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  • jim and lynn wright
  • 12-10-22

Great story

I love the story, could do without the excessive vulgar cussing. I’ll continue to book 4 in this series but it’s starting to get old.

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  • Brian
  • 20-08-22

Another solid chapter in the story

So glad the story keeps going. Have enjoyed all his books and hope there is no end in sight

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  • G. Warren
  • 04-08-22

Good addition to the series!

I'm not great at writing reviews. I just want to say that I enjoyed this book like I do with the rest of the Bill books. If you are a fan then I recommend it! If your new to the series then definitely start at the beginning of the Bill the Vampire series!

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  • Shane S.
  • 26-07-22

Bill the Vampire

Super funny and a great series to listen to. Give it a shot and you won’t be disappointed.

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  • Sam Deeter
  • 12-07-22

Another Fantastic Bill Adventure!!

As always, Rick delivers with solid adventure and good laughs. I can't say this loud enough, if you have not listened to the build of vampire series... Do. It. Now.

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  • B
  • 23-04-22

Enjoyable listen again & again

I have been a fan of the first series and these, can’t wait to see what happens to Bill & friends next

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  • Bennah
  • 17-11-21

Another great story

Love Bill the Vampire and gang. A lot happens in this book to set up for the next story which I am eagerly anticipating listening to.

Christopher John Fetheroff is amazing as usual.. the voice for Glen cracks me up every time

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  • S. Pike
  • 14-09-21

the Free Will gets a Clue

pretty good continuing story resolution for some things set up in book one and Bill willfully crosses a line that he's either cross because someone was an enemy or someone was tasty when he was injured but this time he did it of his own will. and he finally figures something out. if you like the series get this book too