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Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One

By: Lili Valente
Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Summer Roberts, Lili Valente
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Summary

Three hot stand-alone hockey rom coms including....

Hot as Puck

The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are 10 different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty.

But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands-on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. 

Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is...the only guy I want her seducing is me.

Sexy Motherpucker

Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. 

But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it.

Puck Aholic

I hate my new roommate.... And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. 

Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie - I fall for every single one of them. 

Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.

©2021 Lili Valente (P)2021 Lili Valente

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