Another Stupid Spell
Another Stupid Trilogy, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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James Patrick Cronin
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By:
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Bill Ricardi
About this listen
Sorch is an orc mage in a world where orcs are cursed with stupidity every time they cast a spell. The only spell he can safely cast is Enhance Intelligence, which boosts his IQ for a fraction of a second before the curse drains it all away again.
Normally casting such a spell would be pointless, but Sorch's tribe has found a way to benefit. Magic that is cast near a mysterious artefact called the ‘Voodoo Engine’ causes invisible hands to appear, and these hands get work done for his tribe. Sorch is a slave to the Voodoo Engine, casting a single spell over and over again to avoid being beaten by the chief’s warrior caste.
While foraging for food on one fateful night, our hero happens upon two human mages who are in big trouble. He saves their lives, and in return they give him an amulet that will make his life easier. Unbeknownst to the humans, their gift grants Sorch the power to break the cycle of intelligence drain and physical abuse. With the help of his friend and mentor, Shaman, Sorch becomes a real mage.
Sorch leaves his swamp and embarks on a series of incredibly exciting and dangerous adventures. During his travels he encounters horrible injury, magical treasures, love, snow, university admissions tests, a plot against the Kingdom, and then of course he saves the world. Or does he?
Be prepared to rethink everything you know about thinking. If your own intelligence was the fuel that your magic ran on, how brightly would you dare to burn?
©2017 Bill Ricardi (P)2018 Podium PublishingWhat listeners say about Another Stupid Spell
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- Alan
- 03-09-21
Orc Mage
That's was so different and yet so good, the story is told from the main protagonist Sorches point of view, Sorch is an orc mage, but orcs have been cursed when it comes to using magic, when they cast spells it makes them even more stupid, When Sorch is out foraging for food, he comes across two human mages being attacked and comes to their rescue and saves their lives, surprised they've been saved by an orc, they present him with an amulet to help him with his magic and makes his life much easier, When the chief of the tribe feels threatened with his new powers, before he is killed, he sets out on a new and exciting new adventure full of danger and to enhance his knowledge and his magic in joining the arcane university, Scorch will make new friendships and see places he never thought he would ever see after living in a swamp, quite enjoyable and very humorous, great characters, fantastic plot and setting, the narration by James Patrick Cronin is just class, highly recommend...😁⚡
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- Teitur Ásgeirsson
- 26-01-19
I really enjoyed the audio book.
I really enjoyed the audio book. A new spin on magic and the way the system works.. I highly recommended the book. I hope the author is a fast writer...
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- Anonymous User
- 13-12-21
A D&D campaign in book form
This was definitely A Dungeons & Dragons campaign translated into a story with all the benefits and negatives that come along with this. The characters are fun to spend time with but the story feels a little segmented like it’s less one big adventure and a lot of smaller ones. And that’s a kind of a disconnect between them unfortunately. The climax was a bit rushed I thought the villains were really one note and paled in comparison with how complex them heroes are.
Overall not bad but not one of my favourites
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