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Alpacalypse

By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
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Summary

All good things must come to an end.When Jeremy Clovenhoof is called up to serve his final role in the Apocalypse, he’s more than a little annoyed. He enjoys his quiet sinful life in suburban England and has some two-for-one vouchers for the local kebab shop he hasn’t spent yet.

While Clovenhoof is whisked away to the afterlife to become an unwilling general in Hell’s final battle with Heaven, his former housemate Nerys decides that she is not going to sit around and let the End of Days just happen to her. If this sad and sinful world needs to be transformed then she’s going to do it herself and avoid any need for angels and demons to get involved.

The eighth book in the Clovenhoof series is a joyful comedy featuring imaginary dogs, kinky cleaners, devious devils, squabbling angels, and the most incompetent Armageddon ever conceived.

©2023 Iain Grant and Heide Goody (P)2023 Heide Goody and Iain Grant

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Clovenhoof is great!

I love this series, perfect for my sense of humour. Should definitely be enjoyed via audiobook as the characters are fantastic

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Absolutrly Love This Series

The kind of messed-up, fabulous 'Apacalyptic' chaos I've come to expect from the books in this series. Well written, with lots of twists and turns. Lots of favourite characters from previous books reappear as part of a huge cast, in an almost epic plot. Bring on the next book!

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as funny

as the others in the series so recommend to listen to the others too

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Good old jeremy

Excellent, great, extremely funny story. No one but Matthew Lyodd Davis could bring Cloven hoof to life in the brilliant way Matthew does 🤣

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