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A Zombie Bit Myffanie

By: Simon Carr
Narrated by: Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, Emma Clarke
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Summary

Dear God a zombie bit Myffaine!

All merry hell breaks loose and life as we know it is in danger of being snuffed out from the planet on what is otherwise not too bad of a Tuesday.

Barry and Myffanie have to negotiate a Zombie apocalypse in an effort to save the market value of the house they bought in Ptthwit five years ago.

An accident in a nearby cosmetics laboratory has unleashed a zombie horde onto the village, one that may take over the entire planet if they don't stop it, or worse completely wipe out the extra value Barry's Garage extension put onto their property.

©2021 Simon Carr (P)2021 Simon Carr

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This is an awesome book from start to finish. Narration is perfect. The story is incredible. Definitely enjoyed my self

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Fanbloodytastic 💖

Best zombie story ever I couldn't stop laughing and I scared my dog lol exquisite workmanship, characters, and exquisite narration by Noni Lewis and Emma Clake, Taff Girdlestone will definitely be purchasing more

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Laugh out loud lunacy with superb narration

I loved this. It is rude, crude and hilarious, who doesn't love Zombies, Welsh Villages stuck in the past, mad soldiers, talking farm animals and two of the dumbest heroes in history. Loved the writing and especially loved the narration which is flawless adding so much to the story. I like this authors work and this his best yet. Laugh out loud Lunacy. I received a complimentary copy from the author and am leaving a honest voluntary review.

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Zombie High Jinnx

This story is crazy, it's funny and out of this world. The characters are brilliant if the main 2 are totally daft. One of the funniest books I have ever read despite the subject. My favourite characters have got to be the cows! LOL! Highly recommended.
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Barry is my hero!!!

I was given a free copy of this for an honest review and I’m so glad I was. The narrators have absolutely nailed it. Barry is my hero!!! Also I’ve never heard so many terms for a place a lady could hide a lava lamp.

This is such a fun book and Barry is so straight laced, the juxtaposition really adds to the excitement. The characters are so pleasant, they’re all lovely, except the brigadier. This is my favourite Simon care book yet. They just keep getting better and better

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So funny

I love zombie books and I love even more those that are different this book certainly is. I won’t say too much but from the get go I’ve laughter till I cried and Myffanie the more so!

It’s really well read and it’s set in wales and int includes a cosmetic factory and a talking rack of lamb and sausages plus the cows. Read it and see :)

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Laugh? I Nearly Wet Myself

When an explosion occurs in a cosmetics factory in a small town in the welsh valleys it unleashes a zombie apocalypse on the unsuspecting residents. This is the story of Barry and Myffanie’s struggle to escape and to save the town from destruction.

Laugh out loud funny from start to finish. Simon Carr has accurately captured the British/Welsh sense of humour with the arguing and bickering between the main characters whilst weaving it into a farcical plot that keeps you entertained throughout.

I loved the cows

The narrator fits perfectly with the story and helps to bring it to life with welsh accents that make full use of the dialog.

This is definitely one of the author’s best titles

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