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A Very British Christmas
- Twelve Days of Discomfort and Joy
- Narrated by: Rhodri Marsden, Helen Keeley, Paul Tyreman
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Relationships, Parenting & Personal Development, Parenting & Families
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Summary
Have Yourself a Very British Christmas is a 12-stage sleigh ride through the best, worst, strangest and funniest aspects of the Christmas holiday, with cultural icons saluted, national habits dissected and personal reminiscences from those who've eaten all the mince pies and lived to tell the tale.
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- Amy Scrivener
- 28-11-17
Marvellous Merry Entertainment
I loved this book and I recommend reading it. It made me laugh out loud a whole bunch of times. It has chapters on the history of Chrimbo-ness, lots of British traditions as well as funny stories from actual people. I think I’ll read it every year in late November to get me in the Christmas spirit. Thank you Rhodri!
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- Pete Clark
- 21-12-21
Jolly bite sized Christmas nuggets
This is just the sort of thing I enjoy listening to in the run up to Christmas. It walks the line between sweet and cynical expertly and will be enjoyed if you become giddy with excitement before the first of December. If on the other hand you don’t quite get Christmas it may provide some solace as you hear the tales of others who feel the same way. But then, if you’re such a person you’re unlikely to be reading a review of a book called ‘A very British Christmas’ so you probably won’t see this.
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- John Joseph Mclauchlin
- 30-11-20
Great fun
lots of laugh out loud moments we can all relate to - very British and very funny
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- 28-12-19
Tidings of comfort and joy - not quite...
Good enough but somewhat miserabilist overall. Tone was more matter of fact depressing than funny. To each his own, I guess.
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- Motherted
- 02-12-19
brilliant
loved this book, funny and entertaining. Will listen to it again and highly recommend it.
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- Robin L Childs
- 13-11-20
Great Christmas Fun
This was extremely entertaining and very insightful about how the UK celebrates Christmas. Showing that everything isn't perfect from on family to the next.
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- Anonymous User
- 17-07-20
I really need Christmas in July right now.
I usually wait for November 1st to start listening to this during what I consider The Holiday Season (Nov 1 - Jan 8), but this American needs this now.