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A Decent Ride

By: Irvine Welsh
Narrated by: Tam Dean Burn
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Summary

A rampaging force of nature is wreaking havoc on the streets of Edinburgh, but has top shagger, drug dealer, gonzo-porn star and taxi driver ‘Juice’ Terry Lawson finally met his match in Hurricane ‘Bawbag’?Can Terry discover the fate of the missing beauty, Jinty Magdalen, and keep her idiot-savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of prison?

Will he find out the real motives of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV star Ronald Checker?And, crucially, will Terry be able to negotiate life after a terrible event robs him of his sexual virility, and can a new fascination for the game of golf help him to live without...a decent ride?

A Decent Ride sees Irvine Welsh back on home turf, leaving us in the capable hands of one of his most compelling and popular characters, ‘Juice’ Terry Lawson, and introducing another bound for cult status, Wee Jonty MacKay: a man with the genitals and brain of a donkey. In his funniest, filthiest book yet, Irvine Welsh celebrates an unreconstructed misogynist hustler - a central character who is shameless but also, oddly, decent - and finds new ways of making wild comedy out of fantastically dark material, taking on some of the last taboos. So fasten your seatbelts, because this is one ride that could certainly get a little bumpy....

©2015 Irvine Welsh (P)2015 Random House Audiobooks

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Decent ride is decent enough

What did you like most about A Decent Ride?

Funny rude and full of fun great charactors some old some new. Moves along at a great pace

What other book might you compare A Decent Ride to, and why?

Trainspotting and glue listening to a decent ride is like meeting up with old friends

Have you listened to any of Tam Dean Burn’s other performances? How does this one compare?

My first performance from tam dean burn but after this would love to go back and listen to all the back catalogue of irvine welsh read by tam

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Yes terry relationship with his family was touching and very well written

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Fantastic ride great book

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laugh a minute

loved it. who knows what goes on in the writers head, but it makes me laugh.
performance by tam dean burn was also perfect.

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Tam Dean Burn pure class

what a laugh what a great story and a truly fantastic performance from TAM Dean Burn what a star. Irvine Welch keeps churning them out and I like many continue to look for the next one with great anticipation. Thanks Craig Hutton

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Welsh at his grotesque best

possibly the best narrator on Audible! Tam Dean Burn knocks it out the park. fantastic.

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very good !

was slightly gutted to have this one end. an amazing book would highly recommend to anyone into Irvine Welsh.

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Shag-tastic


Thank you to Tam Dean Burn who bought this to life, without him I think I would have given up, as all the expletives used as adjectives in every sentence was really gross.
I read trainspotting many years ago and now realise I would have got more out of it had I listened to the audible version.

Love or hate Mr Welsh it was a very funny book. Through the wreckage of porn, necrophilia, sodomy, chauvanism etc you did get to feel the real emotion of Juice Terry, Jonty, Suicide Sal, Chequer and Saskia, However if I met any of these characters in real life I would avoid them like the plague.

I defy you not to laugh out loud at Terry's analagy of what a woman really means when she says No, maybe or Yes.

Enjoy

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Dark and Hilarious

Tam dean Burns brilliant as always .
Irvine Welsh at his best again . Don't hesitate in buying this one .

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Inside a Scotsman’s head

This is standard Welsh, if you like his style you’ll like this book.
The audio is first class and well read by Tam Burn.
Audio is a great way to experience this book.

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Poor ending

Typical Irvine Welsh full of humour and shock value, however a story to nowhere.

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Good listen

Enjoyed listening to this book... love all the Scottish slang!!
Good characters.
Decent story line, but felt the ending could of been stronger.

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