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Mr and Mrs Twit are just about as nasty and revolting as two people can get. The only thing that brings the two of them pleasure is playing pranks on one another. But, when a new family called the Lovelies move in next door, with their lively 10-year-old twins, they teach The Twits to stop being so mean and horrible and they all live happily ever after . . . Ha! Not really. The Twits HATE the Lovelies.

Seventeen-year-old Aderyn ("Ryn") only cares about two things: her family and her family's graveyard. And right now, both are in dire straits. Since the death of their parents, Ryn and her siblings have been scraping together a meager existence as gravediggers in the remote village of Colbren, which sits at the foot of a harsh and deadly mountain range that was once home to the fae. The problem with being a gravedigger in Colbren, though, is that the dead don't always stay dead.

Once upon a time, the kingdoms of Wales were rife with magic and conflict—and 18-year-old Mererid 'Mer' is well-acquainted with both. As the last living water diviner, she can manipulate water with magic—a unique elemental power many would kill to possess. For years, Mer has been running from the prince who bound her into his service—and forced her to kill thousands with her magic. Now, all Mer truly wants is a safe, quiet life, far from power and politics. But then Mer's old handler—the king's spymaster—returns with a proposition.

Autumn Albert can see the dead - much to her annoyance. But when her dad dies in mysterious circumstances, he's the one ghost who DOESN'T appear. A curious instruction in his will sends Autumn to Imber, the storm-soaked island of his childhood: a place marked by tight-lipped locals, strange stacks of witchstones - and almost no ghosts. Soon Autumn is ensnared in a dark and twisty mystery, which must be unravelled before the sea rises up and history is doomed to repeat itself.

The X-Men meets Ocean's Eleven in this edge-of-your-seat sci-fi adventure about a band of "super" criminals. When the deadly MK virus swept across the planet, a vaccine was created to stop the epidemic, but it came with some unexpected side effects. A small percentage of the population developed superhero-like powers, and Americans suffering from these so-called adverse effects were given an ultimatum: Serve the country or be declared a traitor. Some people chose a third option: Live a life of crime.

Every five years, two kingdoms take part in a Wild Hunt. Joining is a bloody risk, and even the most qualified hunters can suffer the deadliest fates. Still, hundreds gamble their lives to participate—all vying for the Hunt’s life-changing prize: a magical wish granted by the Otherking. A trickster, a prince, and a wild huntress—all in pursuit of the Champion’s prize. If they band together against the monstrous creatures within the woods, they have a chance to win. But nothing is guaranteed. After all, all are fair game in love and the Hunt.

Lisa Evans is a 24-year-old psychometrist whose life is full of rejections, because she's just not qualified. She tried to find job after job, but keeps on getting turned down. Frustrated and angry that she's not being given a chance to show her true potential, she decides to take matters into her own hands. When Lisa gets advice from a friend, she has her work cut out for her as a virtual therapist.

Do you wonder why you are not getting the best out of love making? Are you in search of a deeper connection with your partner and it all seems like there is no solution for you? Are you tired of the status quo when it comes to sex and wish to experience something better? Then tantric sex is for you! This incredible book is yours for the taking.

This audiobook is prepared with an exquisite touch that would positively improve the lives of the many people battling cancer worldwide. Your moment of survival begins the moment you embrace the reality that you are living with cancer. This would make it easy for you to accept your health condition and restructure your activities and needs to suit your health conditions. However, you can rest assured that this audiobook would help you through your healing process.

Great sex only happens when both parties seek to please each other. Sex is life-saving, and it does not have to be boring. You can be the best lover he’s ever had and enjoy the experience armed with the right pieces of information. That’s why several years of positive experience and painstaking research have been put into this explicitly written book to take your sex life from zero to how high you want it. It’s time to take charge of your bedroom life and be the pro you’ve dreamt of all along!

Everything is certainly blissful when it comes to the word "sex". However, there are heights and levels to it. Are you ready to enjoy a mind-bugging experience that will take you to the highest cloud, leaving your body exploding with pleasure even at the lightest touch. If you want to experience an higher level of sexual and healing experience, welcome to the tantric sex experience!

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Two deeply basic millennial comedians discuss what’s been keeping them SO busy: What is gut health and why is mine terrible? Why do ghosts live with me? As a vegan, why is Hinge matching me with butchers? Welcome to Too Busy, a comedy podcast co-hosted by Emily Jones and Rebecca Muench. @toobusypod Want to get in touch? Email us at toobusypodcast@gmail.com

Hey, y’all! We’re Kristen and Emily! Besties who love talking about female-driven cinema. Come along for the ride (pun intended) as we talk about landmark films with female writers, directors, actors, and producers. We aim to highlight womens’ stories and the characters they bring to life on the big screen. So, buckle up and join us on this female-driven journey!

Deep in the redwoods, in a magical town, anything can happen, and any creature—or monster—could exist. But when a team of myth-busters comes to Aldermere, they threaten its very existence—and eleven-year-old Fin will do anything to protect her home.

“Well, My Family’s Perfect” is a podcast dedicated to our families and all the trauma they’ve caused, but in a fun way! Each week hosts/roommates Emily Jones and Jordan Quisno interview the most interesting, entertaining people they know in an effort to break the stigma of “the perfect family” and realize it’s so much easier to just talk about it. It’s like therapy for the uninsured!

This is the first issue of The Worlds Within, a magazine of speculative fiction that peers beyond the veil. We are kicking things off with a special editor's edition with six stories that will transport you to strange and eerie landscapes. We have corrupt saints, dragons, and evil blood gods. These stories are a collection of fantasy and science fiction, like chocolate and peanut butter.

They stick out. They change the conversation. They challenge the traditional narrative. They are outcasts - isolated, different, misunderstood. Being normal is nice. But being an outcast is a real part of the human experience. Have you have ever had the feeling of being alone in some way, of being on the outside looking in? If so, then the characters in these short stories will move you - sometimes by their depravity, sometimes by their sorrow...and sometimes by their joy.

A lot of couples suffer in silence as they watch the fire of their sexual drive die slowly. Many couples are unaware of the little things that can hinder them from having and enjoying a fulfilling sex life. Things as little as your diet and eating habits can severely lower your libido. As someone very passionate about helping couples enjoy their marriage to the fullest and experience all the benefits of a healthy sex life, I have done a lot of research on diet and its effects on the sex drive.

All too often, I've conversed with men who secretly worry about their inabilities to last longer and come harder. Another usual source of concern is not giving their partners the mind-blowing sexual experiences they crave. I'm also quite surprised that these same men brag about being the greatest f--k of all times. Statistics don't lie; more than 80 percent of women don't have an orgasm during sex. So, now you know: Many men aren't the sex expert they claim to be.