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  • Trust Me, I'm Dr Ozzy

  • By: Ozzy Osbourne
  • Narrated by: Frank Skinner
  • Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (74 ratings)
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Trust Me, I'm Dr Ozzy

By: Ozzy Osbourne
Narrated by: Frank Skinner
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Summary

By rights, Ozzy Osbourne should not be alive. He spent 40 years on a hell-raising, bat-biting, ant-snorting*, drink and drug-fuelled bender. He broke his neck going two miles an hour on a quad bike and died twice in a chemically induced coma. And yet - at 62 years old - he is healthier and happier than ever. He is a walking medical miracle. So who better to offer the public medical advice and support?

In May 2010 the Sunday Times invited 'Dr' Ozzy to be their new Agony Uncle. Since then he has answered questions ranging from dog depression to snoring to third nipples… and has also tackled more serious questions with his trademark humour and hard-won wisdom. The column has become such a phenomenon that Dr Ozzy has now decided to gather together all his advice into one handy guide. Ozzy's motto is that if he can survive and enjoy a happy and healthy life - then *anyone* can. And enjoy a very good laugh along the way.

* Yes. You read that right. Ant-snorting.

©2011 Ozzy Osbourne (P)2011 Hachette Digital

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Funnier than most professional comedian books!

There are a host of funny anecdotes throughout the book and Frank Skinner does an excellent job at narrating. Some of the advice even makes sense! The only thing that spoils it a bit is the appalling attempts at regional accents by other narrators - cringe-worthy! I’ve had a couple of Dawn French’s attempts from Audible and I have to say, this is funnier than either of them!

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bloody f,ing funny

i love it bloody funny and you should read or listen to it if you want a laugh or just like ozzy

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Cracking laugh

What a book. With frank skinners superb narration this really made me laugh loud. I’ve always been an Ozzy fan and this cemented my admiration for the crazy old rocker. My 20 year old sons are now listening to it. Loved it

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very funny and entertaining

loved it very funny listen brought a smile to my face highly recommended enjoy 🤣🤣

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