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  • Tales of My Bizarre Childhood - A Funny Memoir
  • By: Brett Preiss
  • Narrated by: Myles Pollard
  • Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
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By: Brett Preiss
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Summary

Living in Broken Hill, an isolated mining town, in the outback can make or break you.

Until he was 17, Brett Preiss lived in the dusty outback of Australia, where he was one of four siblings in a dysfunctional family. He learned how to survive under the most bizarre and extraordinary circumstances. In this book, he shares the trials and tribulations of his youth through anecdotes that will leave you in tears of joy or sorrow. Travel back to the ’60s and ’70s and watch Brett transform from a sperm to adolescence. Follow him having his first piano lesson, first sewing machine, first kiss and first ejaculation. It is moving and disturbing, brutal yet hilarious. Cheer him along in his struggles and triumphs until he leaves the desert and heads off to college.

The (un)Lucky Sperm is a funny memoir - a collection of honest, harrowing and absurd accounts. If you like stories full of sarcasm and observational humour, then you are going to love this book.

©2020 Brett Preiss (P)2021 Brett Preiss

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