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The Twits
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
- Length: 57 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Summary
Brought to you by Penguin.
Penguin presents the audiobook edition of The Twits by Roald Dahl, read by Richard Ayoade.
Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard.
Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye.
Together they make the nastiest couple you could ever hope not to meet.
Down in their garden, the ghastly, evil Twits keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family locked in a cage.
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- Tim J.
- 04-10-18
VERY expensive for an hour
Nothing wrong with story or delivery of the story. But it’s a rip off for an hour of story telling and Amazon should be ashamed at the price or, failing that, their inability to negotiate a fairer price for its customers with the principal.
38 people found this helpful
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- Robert
- 01-05-16
Fun and Enjoyable Listen!
I remember reading this in primary school, and since I was (and still am) a fan of Roald Dahl's work, I thought I would re-live some of my childhood.
Very funny and enjoyable story that lasts just under an hour which I listened to whilst out for an evening walk. Definitely recommended for children of primary school age, and those that want to re-live a bit of nostalgia. Also, entertaining narration from Richard Ayoade.
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- Kay King
- 17-03-19
Excellent reading by Mr. Ayoade!
Great to read in one sitting. I liked the music at the beginning and end as well; it added character to the narration.
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- AC
- 31-07-21
Too shrill
Love the Twits but the narration of the wife was much too shrill, and the husband very mumbling. Had to keep turning volume up and down constantly.
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- nik ammar
- 17-07-21
Really good
This is peake entertainment and it’s really good! It could of been a bit longer but it is really good. 6-11 because some littler kids could find it sad that the animals are in cages and are forced to do tricks and birds are cooked but over 6 year olds will be fine.
Deffo recommend.
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- Amazon Customer
- 16-07-21
The voices are a bit odd
The story is OK. It would be nice if Mr Twit doesn't sound like he is bored. I thought Mr Twit would sound mad and gets really loud not like, he is so bored (if you know what I mean) but apart from that it is still good
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- me,myself,andI
- 09-08-19
fantastic! Beautifully read!
my granddaughter and I enjoyed this together. a lot of fun and giggles. Thank you.
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- Suzanne Walker
- 10-07-19
So much nostalgia
I loved the twits as a kid and my brother just got a tone of Roald Dahl books as a prize for getting a good report at the end of year 2. He's so excited to listen with me and I love hearing it again. 10/10
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- Zoe Jones
- 05-12-18
Wonderful
A wonderful story my seven year old son really enjoyed it. Beautiful written. Just the right length that he didn’t get bored.
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- bbokbook
- 27-03-22
Richard Ayoade’s Mr Twit is terrible
Good narration but Ayoade’s Mr Twit is terrible - totally flat and unlike the character or the text he’s reading
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- Anonymous User
- 13-10-19
The Twits
Richard Ayoade's reading brings Roald Dahl to life. Lovely!! This brought back many childhood memories!
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- Jenny Nelson
- 20-03-22
the mostvamaxing est story ever
amazing its wonder full it's funny its every thing l like it's the best
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- Anonymous User
- 04-12-21
Open minded
Not my style at all but was highly recommended to listen and all I can say is: classic Roald Dahl eccentric journey.. if you love his writing, I imagine you’ll love this.
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- Anonymous User
- 18-10-18
A great listen
Perfectly read.
Kids loved listening to this story.
Look forward to the next story by the same author.
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- Claire
- 29-03-16
Ayoade is a national treasure
This book is amazingly narrated by Ayoade. I would gladly sit and giggle along with my 4yo niece to this wonderful tale. Highly recommended.
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- erin McGoldrick
- 06-08-15
Best narrator.
Fantastic narration for this classic Roald Dahl story. An easy five stars, from our eight year old listener.