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The Special Stuff

By: D. E. McCluskey
Narrated by: Asa James Henry
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Summary

You are what you eat!

Welcome to Ozzies Kebab Shop!

Kebab shops…the last bastion of a great night out. Everyone knows that if you don’t get lucky, then the humble doner kebab is the next best thing. Loads of salad, loads of onions, tahini sauce, extra hot chilli, all wrapped up in a toasted pitta bread.

However, be careful. Be nice to the people serving you, otherwise you might be getting…The Special Stuff!

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The Last Supper - Special Kebab Edition

McCluskey's special Stuff is like a Disney movie; there's a story on several levels of complexity, served with a very un-disnesy-ish grossness and vulgarity it's hard not to hate the loving way.

This is a story which needs to be served hot in one sitting without too much information, but rather to be enjoyed with open mouth...I mean mind. Only thing there is to know before biting in, is it's gross, it's funny, it's absurd, and it will leave you with the weirdest taste of pleasurable disgust.

On one level, this could be a story of how most of us think we are experiencing the day after drinking and some junk food on the way home, next day hung over spiced up with a bit of food poisoning from the kebab hanging too many hours.

On a different level it's a story about how karma works in mysterious ways making the circle of life of shit heads can sustain itself for everyone's benefit.

Lastly I will give a shout out of respect to all the British women who, might or might not be as calm and grounded as those two wives we follow in this story. No fucks was ever given for modern hysteria for sure lol.

Just read it... indulge it...enjoy it

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