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The Last Cloud

By: K.M. Halpern
Narrated by: Derek Botten
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Summary

Meet the superhero Spleen Squeezer, discover the true story of Eden, and travel to the safest city in the world in this third collection of unclassifiable ultra-short pieces by K.M. Halpern. But wait, there's more!

For the same price, you get twice the wisdom, twice the wit, twice the heartpounding absurdity. Learn the danger of having ears, the importance of being unlikable, and how to achieve quality as an executioner. But it's a limited time offer. Delay and it could be too late. Since that's true of all things, it must be true of this. 

Don't condemn yourself to an eternity of unrelenting regret. Buy now, now, now. Operators are standing by. Don't you realize how inconsiderate it is to keep them waiting?

©2020 K.M. Halpern (P)2021 K.M. Halpern

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