Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

  • The Bachelors

  • By: Muriel Spark
  • Narrated by: Nadia May
  • Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (115 ratings)
Offer ends May 1st, 2024 11:59PM GMT. Terms and conditions apply.
£7.99/month after 3 months. Renews automatically.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
The Bachelors cover art

The Bachelors

By: Muriel Spark
Narrated by: Nadia May
Get this deal Try for £0.00

Pay £99p/month. After 3 months pay £7.99/month. Renews automatically. See terms for eligibility.

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

Buy Now for £15.99

Buy Now for £15.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Listeners also enjoyed...

The Complete Short Stories cover art
The Yellow Brick Road cover art
This Time of Dying cover art
The Colour of Murder cover art
The Four Last Things cover art
Values, Voice and Virtue cover art
Rumpole of the Bailey cover art
The Belting Inheritance cover art
Follow the Money cover art
Say It With Poison, Mitchell and Markby Village, Book 1 cover art
Staying On cover art
The Water's Lovely cover art
Pietr the Latvian cover art
Shake Hands For Ever cover art

Summary

A barrister, a "priest," a detective, a lovelorn Irishman, a handwriting expert, a heinous spiritual medium...the very British bachelors of Muriel Spark's supreme 1960 novel come in every stripe.

First found contentedly chatting in their London clubs and shopping at Fortnum's, the cozy bachelors are not set to stay cozy for long. Soon enough, the men are variously tormented - defrauded, stolen from, blackmailed, or pressed to attend horrid séances - and then plunged, all together, into the nastiest of lawsuits. At the center of that suit hovers pale, blank Patrick Seton, the medium.

Meanwhile, horrors of every size plague the poor bachelors - from epileptic fits to forgeries, spiritualists foaming with protoplasm, and murder - and each horror delights, lit up by Spark's uncanny wit, at once malicious, funny, and deadly serious.

©1960 Muriel Spark (P)1999 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Completely, searingly original." ( The Independent)
"One of the most decisive and unmistakable voices in contemporary fiction....Spark concocts a present-tense deadpan that is at once lyrical, extravagant, and gruesomely funny." ( The New Yorker)
"Incomparable reader May's gentle British accent perfectly animates The Bachelors, a novel of sophisticated wit." ( Booklist)

What listeners say about The Bachelors

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    49
  • 4 Stars
    43
  • 3 Stars
    17
  • 2 Stars
    5
  • 1 Stars
    1
Performance
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    69
  • 4 Stars
    27
  • 3 Stars
    6
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    1
Story
  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    43
  • 4 Stars
    31
  • 3 Stars
    24
  • 2 Stars
    4
  • 1 Stars
    0

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Another brilliant story

Such a brilliant observation about people we wouldn’t think about in the everyday of our life’s.
Muriel Spark is a genius.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

BRIGHT SPARK

My third MS in a row. Undoubtedly a very superior author and the narration does it justice. I was appalled at the treatment of epilepsy but that’s how it was. Some quite modern themes. Re reading her after forty years I still appreciate her wit but also find it crueller than before. Obviously some political incorrectness too.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Wearisome and Ridiculous

Something wearisome after a while about the nastiness, the positively vindictive scorn, of Spark's vision: and revisiting her work after many years is the overall texture of her work. Maybe when I was younger I was more influenced by the feeling that I should like an author. Now, I see, that yes, Spark can write, but her plots are thin, the people and situations repetitive.
There is an extraordinary lack of any hint of tenderness, humanity, or compassion in any character or indeed an individual. , Even a savage satirist like Evelyn Waugh possessed these things and enriched characters by this as people are a mix.

Her slant on the world is so relentlessly contemptuous that after a while it is as predictable as the sort of mushy sentimentality she probably despised. As in the other books I have revisited there is always an arrogant egotist behind the manipulation of her puppet-like characters.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

2 people found this helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

I loved it

This was my fourth of fifth Muriel Spark audiobook, and this was as good as the others.

The stories are so straightforward and engrossing you can easily imagine them, and this one, as superior TV dramas.

You feel a bit of an eavesdropper nosey parker getting so interested in these characters’ lives and where the author decides to take them.

Very entertaining light listening.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

A good listen

I enjoyed this short but pithy as always nicely read without undue emphases interesting and entertaining

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!