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The Accidental Soldier

Dispatches from Quite Near the Front Line

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The Accidental Soldier

By: Owain Mulligan
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THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

'An instant classic' - RICHARD CURTIS
'A non-fiction
Catch-22' - MATT HAIG
'Made me laugh more than any book in so many years' - MARINA HYDE


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Owain Mulligan was never what you'd call a career soldier. Nor even a particularly good one. At weekends he trained with the Territorial Army and dreamt of swapping the mayhem of teaching in a tough school for the adventure of service in Iraq. At least they'd let him wear a helmet in Iraq.

But when the job in headquarters he's been expecting doesn't materialise, he finds himself on the streets of Basra during one of the most violent periods of the conflict. Between homicidal militias, a chain of command who seem determined to get him killed, and equipment which might well do it for them, he and his men have their work cut out. It certainly puts double geography with 9E into perspective.

The Accidental Soldier is a searingly honest and darkly funny account of what it was really like being in the British Army in Iraq (including all the bits they probably hoped you'd never find out). We share all the hardships, fears, and occasional lunacy of military life as Owain and his men try to navigate a war gone badly wrong. One thing's for sure; you'll never look at the phrase 'military precision' in quite the same way again...

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'This book is absolutely incredible. It made me laugh more than any book in so many years. I found the writing just so unbelievably brilliant and hilarious and affecting . . . I am crazy about it!' - Marina Hyde

'I loved it . . . relentlessly funny and really well written' - John Oliver

'Authentic and compulsive' - Richard E. Grant

'A fascinating insight into the often farcical chaos and catastrophe of war. Reads like a non-fiction Catch-22. Compelling, enlightening and bleakly funny. A jaw-dropping read.' - Matt Haig

'An instant classic - a deeply funny and mordant book about war.' - Richard Curtis


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100% of the author's royalty earnings (expected to be at least £20,000) from sales of the book in the UK & Commonwealth will be given to War Child (a registered charity, charity number 1071659) and its wholly owned subsidiary War Child Trading Limited (a registered company, company number 05100189).

©2025 Owain Mulligan (P)2025 Hodder & Stoughton Limited
Afghan & Iraq Wars Military Military & War Funny Witty Middle East Heartfelt Inspiring Thought-Provoking War Solider

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a trule incredible stroy, fantastic telling by owian mulligan. great book from start to finish

incredible stroy, fantastic telling

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Funny and yet sobering account of a few months in Iraq in 2006. I am from a non-military family, and it was an interesting and enlightening listen. A reminder of the countless soldiers whose stories we never normally hear. Thank you.

Unexpectedly moving

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This is easily one of the best audiobooks I have listened to.
Brilliantly written and narrated by the author himself, the book is amazingly funny, thought provoking and poignant.
There are so many laugh out loud moments which had me in tears whilst at other times I was close to tears for very different reasons altogether.
Bravo to the author for this utterly fantastic book and thank you to him and the brave men he led and served next to in Iraq.
Hopefully we get sequels about his time in Afghanistan.

Simply Outstanding

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Amazingly written it has you laughing from the way the author articulates day today life.
It also brings depth to the days in the life of the troops on the ground.

It was delivered beautifully and I couldn’t stop listening.
Well worth the purchase

Brilliant!

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Rarely do you ever get to hear about a modern day midshipman Hornblower complete with his fears, feelings and loyalties. This is gripping and humorous; tense and yet sympathetic. A compelling story. I wonder if his subsequent operational tours followed in the same vein?

A good story from a unique perspective and well told.

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Really enjoyed this book I can only imagine what it must have been like but I loved the honesty of the author

Bloody brilliant listen

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the mention of tony blah, apart from that it was brilliant ,well written and well

the telling

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This was a great listen from start to finish. A book that has me laughing out loud many times and also bought a tear to my eyes.

Brilliant honest account of life for a British soldier in Iraq.

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This was witty, sad, hilarious, and very moving. It was brilliantly narrated by the author

Outstanding

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What a book. This is really good and genuinely gives a first person view of the situation. Squadies were in and the daily challengers they faced.

Outstanding and felt raw

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