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  • By: Carl Vernon
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  • Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (25 ratings)
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Summary

Eighty percent of people are morons.

You’re surrounded—so what are you going to do about it?

Are you going to suffer in silence, or worse, fit in? Or are you going to discover what makes a moron, how to navigate through the stupidity, and how you can make the most of it? Maybe even have some fun!

The opportunity is yours. Seize the moment. Don’t be a moron!

©2022 Carl Vernon (P)2022 Carl Vernon

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I can relate to this…

Since March 2020 and the arrival of the clown world aka the propaganda machine I’ve been disillusioned with the face everyone seems to be so dumb and being all political rhetoric and propaganda No matter how stupid it’s been.

The worst thing is the morons think your the moron for calling out the bs!

A recommended read for anyone with an once of critical thinking ability.

Not a book for your average lefty cowardice woke moron!

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When true words are spoken!

First time listening to Carl's books, I found Carl a great author, doesn't linger with subjects, having shown today's state of government for what they truly are and where they want to go! Carl, I salute you!

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A fascinating observation of the modern day world

I guess i've always been a bit of a cynic but the events that unfurled in early 2020 made me question things even more. As my family and friends (who I dearly love) continued to comply with ever more preposterous rules I began to question my own sanity! Carl's YouTube content was like a beacon of light just when I needed it. Being able to laugh at "clown planet" has got me through some challenging times. It was Carl's youtube channel that ultimately brought me to check out the book.

As for the book I really enjoyed it and the first time I've used Audible. A great accompaniment to my early morning run! In one of the early chapters about the cyclical mundane life that many people are trapped in it could be easy to lose heart. However stick with it, later on there's some great advice on how maintain your sense of humour, how to distance yourself from those who could drag you down and concluding with a sense of optimism.

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My Book Of The Year!

If you only get one book this year, make it this one! The content is so thought provoking, made me realise how easily we are "taught" to behave in certain ways & how easily we can be led. The pace is perfect & it's great to listen to the audio version read by the Author. I now need to be able to rewind the video of my life & put all the advice into practice! Great stuff & definitely worth reading more than once.

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Funny, intelligent assessment

Great listen! The narration is good, clear and witty in places. In a world quite clearly on its arse this is a must listen/read! Prior to Covid I was a merry little camper, happily doing as I was told, living the 9 to 5 dream followed by a little telly box, a beer and bed...but I've always been one of the 20%! Critical thinking and avoiding the NPC 80%, the essential guide :)

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SHEEP 🐑🐑🐑 need not apply

Well it would be nice if they would but I don't think they will. It would be great if this book was made compulsory reading in schools it would be a great aid too the education system. When listening to this book it felt like stolen words, from my own tongue. Is this where great minds think alike or hell no we are here, you read this far listen to Carl.

Maybe one day we will be lucky enough to meet and talk about a great man who is willing to standup and speak his mind. I try and do this on a micro (local) level but we all really need to stand up and make a difference (not try it's too late for that)

We are all free till you let them take it away!!!

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Spot on!

Carl you’ve managed to articulate exactly how I feel. The last 2 years has exposed the morons to the Max! Fortunately I’ve managed to find many like minded people via the Stand in the park meetings every Sunday at 10! I’ve had to distance myself fully from the morons. Time will tell, however I think society is definitely splitting into them and us, Morons and truthers!!! They closed the asylums years ago now I think I’m living in a giant lunatic asylum!!! Thank you for writing this book.

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Are you in the 20%?

on point throughout now I'm off to watch goggle box/ love island. I weep for humanity 🤣🤣💕💕

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Not my favourite

Usually enjoy Carl's material but I found this quite negative. Some eye opening informed, but not as uplifting as his past books.

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A bit of a divergence

I have read/listened to a few of Carl Vernon's books. I've found them enjoyable, especially the ones on anxiety. This is a bit of a long winded rant about "snowflakes", cancel culture and "wokeness". It's not really what I was expecting.

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