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Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed.
- Narrated by: Chris Ramsey, Rosie Ramsey
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Relationships, Parenting & Personal Development, Relationships
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Editor reviews
Be the first to pre-order Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed. from Chris and Rosie Ramsey, stars of the phenomenally successful chart-topping podcast. Whether you're shagged, married, annoyed, or, all of the above, Chris and Rosie Ramsey, hosts of the number one podcast, write hilariously and with honesty about the universal highs and lows of life, dating, relationships, arguments, parenting and everything in between.
Summary
Brought to you by Penguin.
The official book from Chris and Rosie Ramsey, stars of the phenomenally successful podcast.
Sh**ged
Saturday nights out on the tiles, undying crushes, dating like it's a competitive sport, awkward tales of dating woes, one-night stands, the walk of shame, ghosting, tears and break-ups.
Married
Finding 'the one', meeting their parents, first holidays and romantic weekends away, engagement rings, big moment proposals, wedding bells, the hen do, the stag, the much anticipated - and feared - best man speech, the honeymoon of a lifetime.
Annoyed
Who stacks a dishwasher like this? Empty milk cartons placed back into the fridge, pregnancy, sleepless nights, toilet seats up, toothpaste everywhere, less and less frequent date nights, DIY weekends, divorce.
Whether you're shagged, married, annoyed, or, all of the above, Chris and Rosie Ramsey, hosts of the number one podcast, write hilariously and with honesty about the universal highs and lows of life, dating, relationships, arguments, parenting and everything in between.
This audiobook includes an exclusive bonus conversation between the authors, Chris and Rosie, where they discuss the process of writing the book together, plus outtakes from the recording.
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- Kindle Customer
- 26-10-20
Waste of a credit
Very irritating- nothing more annoying than people laughing at their own jokes! Deteriorated into complete nonsense just two people chatting rubbish thinking that they are funny and interesting. They’re not!
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- Marie
- 05-01-21
Pants
Boring, annoying, can I get my credit back? Only listened to 15 minutes and that was too long.
5 people found this helpful
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- Hannah G.
- 03-09-20
Just, okay.
I love Chris and Rosie. Nothing can beat their off the cuff banter on the podcast. But the book didn't land well for me. Was glad to finally find out why Robin has no front teeth 😂 The let's talk about shit chapter is the best (and longest) because it's more like the podcast. But overall I didn't find this structured format very enjoyable and the content is a lot less interesting. Will still be tuning in to the podcast religously each week.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-09-20
Book of the Year
Love the book as much as their podcast, Chris and Rosie never fail to make you laugh, so if you're in a not so good place at the moment, this will cheer you right up! Just like a massive podcast and I love it! Xx
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- Katie
- 12-09-20
Best audiobook ever!
This year has been depressing and if you feel like you just want to laugh out loud this is so the book for you. Chris and Rosie Ramsey are hilarious and are honestly the best comedy duo I can think of. They are real, none of this fancy lifestyle stuff like look at me with my nine cars and three houses. They are real down to earth people and are just relatable, all they want to do is have a laugh and have people laugh along with them. 1000000% recommend. If you don’t find this funny then you must be boring.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-09-20
Amazing
This book was brilliant I'm so sad I'm finished it already! when's the next one?
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- Kathryn Arnold
- 11-09-20
So good!!
Absolutely hilarious. Well worth a listen!!! I was crying I laughed that much. Well done Chris and Rosie.
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- N. S. Glastonbury
- 21-09-20
Shouty
Didn’t manage to listen to more than 2 minutes, I just could not stand the shouting by Rosie. Needless to say I won’t be finishing this audio book
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- IAH
- 14-09-20
Not worth your time
I love the podcast. But honestly this was painful and cringey. It wasn’t read well, it really felt like they were reading a script for the first time and all the ‘jokes’ were forced. The contents is just boring. Just them moaning about having a child. Nothing entertaining about this. So disappointing
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- Kindle Customer
- 13-09-20
amazing
I loved it extremely funny and well written. i hope there will be a sequel.
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- Dian M. Burns
- 24-09-20
You've just found your new best mates!
Okay so I fell in love with them through the podcast. Never have I ever heard such a happy couple as these too. Learned more about them by staking Rosie on IG. Wow, what a voice she has. I was thrilled when the announced they were doing a book. Couldn't imagine what more they could reveal about themselves that we pretty much hadn't already heard. I always appreciate when the author takes the time to read their own stuff and this was so worth it. They talked about stories growing up, meeting each other, and loads more. Hope that after Baby "Rona" is safely delivered they come back with a second book to describe their wild experiences.
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- Jane Lee Lesley De Long
- 08-09-20
Hilarious!!!
Laughed till my sides hurt! Excellent banter between Chris and Rosie. Would recommend to others.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-09-20
It was everything that I hoped for
If you love the podcast, you'll love the book. Funny but with a lot more background stories about our lovely sma and da. Loved it, bought it both as an ebook and on audio, good both ways, but as an audiobook you get a feeling of a little extra.