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Rules of Engagement

By: J.T. Geissinger
Narrated by: Sebastian York,Andi Arndt
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Summary

They’re a match made in hell.

Maddie McRae earns her living helping other people fall in love. Dubbed the Wedding Whisperer due to her success getting couples down the aisle, the sweet Southern belle knows the foundation of wedded bliss is built on similarities. Opposites might attract, but they don't stay together.

Enter Mason Spark.

Rude, arrogant, and notoriously allergic to monogamy, the hottest quarterback in the NFL is Maddie's polar opposite. He's also her new client. Her gorgeous, infuriating new client who's paying her an outrageous sum of money to find him a fake wife. With his multi-million-dollar contract at risk due to his bad behavior on and off the field, Mason is willing to pretend to settle down.

But when he starts to fall for the adorkable matchmaker who can't stand him, the playboy finds himself in the game of his life to keep something he never thought he'd lose...

His heart.

©2020 J.T. Geissinger Inc. (P)2022 J.T. Geissinger Inc.
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Hilarious and Romantic - I just love JT's writing!

ℝ𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝔼𝕟𝕘𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 - 𝕁.𝕋. 𝔾𝕖𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣

JT Geissinger is one of my favorite authors, I buy every one of her books without reading a description and let her surprise me.
After reading her last book “Pen Pal” I was left with a hole in my heart from longing for her writing.
So I was looking for another book of hers that I haven't read yet and I came across this book.

28-year-old Mason Spark, a well-known NFL quarterback, is quite the playboy who needs a makeover ASAP! His agent, Dick, comes to the decision that the best way to eliminate the scandalous headlines and save his reputation is a match! A sweet girl who will make him look good and save his name before it's to late.

Maddie McRae, 30 years old, is the CEO of a matchmaking company called "Perfect Pairing", where she plays the role of Cupid and helps find true love for all her clients, and her success in the field earns her the nickname: "The Wedding Whisperer"!

She believes in true love 🥰
While he believes in one god (spoiler it's him😂) when his girl for the night screams his name in bed 😂😂
She is a lady of manners, restrained with a clean and professional language, really obsessed with all shades of the color pink, a control freak who is ready for any challenge!
While he is rude, almost every second word he says is a curse of various forms of the word "F**K", and if you look up the word grumpy in the dictionary you will find a picture of him with an annoyed expression muttering to himself "F**KING F**K..."😂

And as much as the first meeting between the two ended in a serious explosion, Maddie is not ready to give up and wants to prove to Mason that she will indeed find true love for him even if he himself is a cynic who does not believe in love.
While she does a series of re-education for him in order to make him the perfect gentleman and polishes his wild and rough side, he shows her how to lighten up and teach her that she can take the stick out of her a$$ from time to time 😂

One of the author's best books I've read!
Slow-burn that made me pull out half of my hair, cynical and insanely witty dialogues that made me laugh a lot, I fell for Mason's agent (Dick) and Maddie's aunt (Waldine) they added a lot to the plot!😍
I liked the pace of the plot, the change that the characters go through, the chemistry between those two ❤️‍🔥 I enjoyed this book so so much, it came to me right on time!

So thanks to JT Geissinger for closing this wonderful year with me! Can't wait to read more from her books 🥰

Endless🌟

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Beyond love it!

This book is my happy place! Every word, Andi and SebYo... absolute perfection. I'm a big fan of JT Geissinger and have (and love) nearly all of her books, but this is the one I keep coming back to all the time.

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loved it.

So enjoyable. Could not stop listening.
Great performances. Great support characters. Highly entertaining. Real feel good listen.

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Great listen

Loved the story, very well written and the narration was perfect. Totally recommend this for a wonderful listening experience.

I really love this version of narration, where the female/male narrator speaks their own speech parts in the other’s chapter. It’s much easier to follow what’s happening this way - it avoids the potential pitfall of a narrator that doesn’t do the the other voice in the same manor.

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Loved it

I haven’t laugh so much reading/listening to a book in long time.
I just loved their witty disputes which remind me of the dialogues in The Guillmore Girls.
I totally recommend this title. It has everything you look in a good book.
I have also enjoyed the performance of the readers… great job guys and the fact that dialogs were read by the man when was a masculine character and by the lady when the female character was in play. The introductory music was a nice touch as well.

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A lot of push and pull buildup, but worth the end explosion!

Genuinely had several laugh out loud moments when they meet, followed by a tortuous campaign of them both being so clueless about each other I wanted to throw things… when it happens and you think it’s all HEA there is another bloody twist! Really fab listen 😁

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Brilliant & So Funny!

I chose this audiobook, because I love Sebastian York & Andi Ardnt's narration so much, especially when they narrate in duet, so I knew I was guaranteed to enjoy it, as they could narrate a phone book, and make it worth listening to!

What I didn't know, having never listened to anything by this author before, was just how funny the book would be! I listen to hundreds of audiobooks while I WFH every day, a huge proportion of them are romance novels. Being the proud owner of a very dry sense of humour, any that contain sparky characters with dry wit, are always my favourites, and so this is definitely going on to my favourites list, and I will definitely be relistening in the future.

No spoilers, but the meeting between Mason & his Coach was a particular highlight and had me laughing so loudly my family came to investigate 🤣

Just a brilliant book! Excellent writing and narration, and I'll definitely by downloading more of her books 😊

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Rules

Hahahaha, this story is hilarious!

A grey mouse who loves pink and an alpha footballstar who is grumpy all the time.

Maddie and Mason, a couple nobody would think they fit together.

The narrators did an amazing job with giving the different characters their voices.

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Sweet, Funny, Emotional, and Heartwarming!

I loved it! Maddie and Mason's story is sweet, cute, funny, emotional, and heartwarming. I liked their banter. They are so perfect together. The characters are well developed, and interesting. Andi Arndt and Sebastian York did an excellent job with the narration. I enjoyed it!

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Rom Com

Rules of Engagement by J.T. Geissinger is a romantic comedy that I listened to on audio narrated by Sebastian York and Andi Arndt.

This is the first book of J.T. Geissinger's that I have read, and it won't be my last. I loved the relationship that bloomed between Mason and Maddie. I really enjoyed getting Mason, Maddie, Dick, and Waldine's points of view throughout the book.

Sebastian and Andi did an amazing job on the narration. They both really know how to bring a story to life. I look forward to listening to more of their work in the future.

I would recommend this book if you like romantic comedies, sports romances, or contemporary romances.

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