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Ronald Rabbit Is a Dirty Old Man

By: Lawrence Block
Narrated by: Theo Holland
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"This is either the funniest dirty book or the dirtiest funny book ever written!" (Isaac Asimov)

Somewhere around 1969, I began to grow dissatisfied with the underlying principle of most novels - that a disembodied voice in the first or third person was telling us a story.

I liked the idea of novels passing themselves off as documents and drew inspiration from Mark Harris's Wake Up, Stupid and Sue Kaufman's Diary of a Mad Housewife, the first, ostensibly a collection of letters, the second, duh, a diary. (One could, of course, go back further, to the very beginnings of the English novel in the works of Daniel Defoe and Samuel Richardson.) I also found myself interested in writing with greater candor about sexual topics. I had knocked out dozens of soft-core paperbacks, and wanted to try anew with greater freedom and more realism.

I wrote three paperback original novels for Berkley under the pen name Jill Emerson, two of them in diary form, the third a presumed collaborative novel written in concert by the three viewpoint characters. These were fun to do and worked out well, and they led to Ronald Rabbit Is a Dirty Old Man. I riffed on the experience of my friend George Dickerson, who, like the novel's protagonist, had the magazine he was editing folded out from under him.

George went on reporting to his empty office for several months, until they found him out when they noticed he'd stopped using his expense account. A man of many talents, George went on to serve as a reporter for Time Magazine for several years, then segued into a career as an actor; he had a principal role in Blue Velvet.)

I spliced in an experience of my own, when I drank for hours at the Kettle of Fish on Macdougal Street, emerging only to be picked up by a carful of rich Catholic schoolgirls from the Academy of the Sacred Heart in Noroton, Connecticut, who essentially kidnapped me and drove me back to school with them.

These things happen.

I wrote the book in four furious days in an apartment on West 35th Street. I did so, thinking it would be another pseudonymous paperback, and that no doubt gave me the freedom to write it as I did; after it was written, the friends who read it liked it so much that I was persuaded to publish it as a hardcover novel, and under my own name.

My agent sent it to Bernard Geis, a quirky publisher whose editor - Don Preston - loved the book. Bernie had offices on two floors in midtown Manhattan, and had installed a fireman's pole in case one wanted to get from 9 to 8 in a hurry. All I recall of Don is he told me to avoid seeing Carnal Knowledge, which he hated, and that I must hurry to see McCabe and Mrs.Miller, which he loved. Once I'd managed to sit through McCabe and Mrs. Miller, I knew I'd love Carnal Knowledge.

Around the time the story was published, Bernard Geis slid into chapter 11. I can't think this had a salutary effect on sales. Martin Levin in The New York Times book review pointed out that the book was written in the form of a series of letters, which was also the case with Richardson's Pamela, generally acknowledged to be the first English novel. And that, Mr. Levin said, was as much as he had to say on the subject. Well, that's fair.

I had the publisher send a copy to Isaac Asimov, whom I'd met a few times over the years. "That's either the funniest dirty book or the dirtiest funny book I've ever read," Isaac told me. "That would make a wonderful blurb," I said. "Over my dead body," he replied.

Well, okay. Isaac's been gone over 25 years now, and while I wish he were still around, he's not. And so, I'll just remember him fondly, and thank him for giving Ronald Rabbit Is a Dirty Old Man a helping hand, all these years later.

©1971, 2015 Lawrence Block (P)2020 Lawrence Block
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Unusual

I'm not really sure if books like this are written nowadays. Erotica that I see is always written by women for women. This book is the opposite. Don't expect any political correctness. Written with the author's usual humour.

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Naughty, clever and funny

This is a fantastic book filled with Block’s usual wit and wisdom. One of his erotic stories that is wonderfully wicked and often close to the, er, bone. Highly enjoyable.

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This wasn’t my usual type of book, but I’ll be honest I couldn’t stop listening to it! Actually really enjoyed it. It’s a series of communications interspersed with humour, sex and shenanigans

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Hilarious

Possibly a Marmite book for fans of Lawrence Block. Not a crime book, no mystery, some graphic sex, some vulgarity and a couldn't care less attitude on display by the main character.

There are plenty of sexual shenanigans during the course of the book allied with some riotously funny episodes, mostly taking the form of letters to various people....... a wife, an ex-wife, a best friend who has run off with the wife, a former employer, his secretary, his former father-in-law, his landlord and various Catholic schoolgirls of his acquaintance. Very probably we have a few more letters to others.

As per usual I mostly listened to this one on the commute to work. I was tickled pink and laughed like a drain and may have attracted some strange looks from fellow motorists sat in traffic around me. A real mood lifter and fun piece of writing.

Off-hand I can't actually remember the name of our main protagonist, though he is referred to as The Poet, by his adoring posse of schoolgirls. The plot as such is outlined above in Block's recounting of the origins of the story. I loved our man's demeanor, his honesty, his lack of tact, his way with words and his fecklessness.

Marriage, love, sex, employment, unemployment, money troubles, relationship break-ups, alcohol, sex (it does feature a fair bit), lawyers, a road trip or two, and the art of letter writing.

Definitely one that I will listen to again when I've exhausted all the other books in my Audible library.


As ever Theo Holland's narration is pitch perfect.

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Read - (listened to) January, 2020
Published - 1971
Page count - 194 (3 hrs 59 mins)
Source - Audible download code from the author's assistant, though I do have a physical copy in my collection. I wonder if it's as funny when read as it is listened to?
Format - Audible

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Are you my muse, Lisa? Are you amused, Lisa?

Lawrence Block's gloriously dirty comedy, Ronald Rabbit is a Dirty Old Man, is a novel written entirely in exchanges of letters from, and sometimes to, one Laurence Clarke (with a u and an e), a poet who singularly fails to write any poetry. Instead, he had been employed as editor of the Ronald Rabbit magazine for boys and girls which sadly failed after he had seen the publication of just two editions. Undaunted, he continued to report to his office each day for a further eight months on full pay before being discovered, and fired. On the very same day, he'd discovered his wife had left him to run off with his best friend taking most of their bank account funds, leaving debts and with his ex-wife still not having been sent the outstanding alimony owed. Poor man. What to do? Start writing letters, of course.

It is very hard not to be beguiled by these often very funny letters which follow the day of his dismissal. As they continue to flow between the various protagonists, they become increasingly overtly sexually descritptive, the language often crude, or rude - not for the shrinking violets. A delicious picture emerges of them all - the wives, the friend, the one time boss, his father in law, secretaries and a group of giggly teenage Convent girls in a car. Theo Holland reads it all with assured aplomb, the timbre of his voice a constantly pleasant tone, a good foil for the text.review

A lighthearted, often funny, read and a clever way to present a plot. This book was a complimentary download from FABC, freely gifted at the press of a button. My thanks to the rights holder who made it so easily available. Recommended to adults who enjoy a novel way of story telling, good writing - and are not averse to the use of both the c and f words liberally scattered through the descriptions of various sex acts

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