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Rocks Fall. Everyone Dies

By: Eddie Skelson
Narrated by: Rachel Music
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Before the dungeons, before the dragons, there is the party....

Valeran is bored. Corbett is broke. Andreton and Donald are on the run and Dorian just wants to do what is right. Not the best recipe for a questing group but when you are driven by prophecy sometimes the mix is decided for you.

Action, razor sharp humour, and a smart, character-driven plot are the hallmarks of an Eddie Skelson adventure and he delivers it all in this story of an absurd fantasy world.

©2019 Eddie Skelson (P)2020 Eddie Skelson Action & Adventure Dark Humour Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Comedy

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Funny, sharp and witty. Action scenes written well and the narration is brilliant. Corbet may be my favourite wizard

A dysfunctional fellowship

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This book was enjoyable even though some of the jokes missed the mark for me. There was a decently large cast of about a dozen characters to keep track of and, in that regard, it would have been helpful if Donald and Dorian had names that were a little bit more different; I struggled to remember who was the ranger and who was the rogue at some points.

The pacing was a little bit weird too since the beginning, middle and end while being evenly spread in hindsight still felt like a large beginning to a series of books rather than a standalone novel. That being said the book has a fairly satisfying ending.

The setting is good and the world is both consistent and makes sense in context. The characters themselves are decently written even if the book didn't have enough time to explore them all in depth. You can feel their different personalities throughout though.

The narration was great and breathed life into the various characters and their story. The footnotes and asides were also handled as well as they can be by a narrator.

Overall I would recommend this to any fantasy fans.

This was a fun book

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So you have to like pop culture.
You have to understand references like Sharknado and Magic the Gathering.
You have to recognise that the characters are caricatures.
You have to predict the end...

And if you do all of these things you will adore this book.

Every thing about this book is incredible

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most enjoyable, just like an old D&D campaign, just when you think everything is going right, you get that ,O bugger moment moment. loved it.

cracking book.

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