Worst story by Eric by far!

I will try to give a serious review to this ridiculous book.

The plot takes place in " One Thousand and One Nights" some years after Ali Baba dies (which the princess constantly nags about). Princess Jasmine (or whatever) is attacked by zombie and she uses a genie to summon a plumber. The plumber need to marry 7 princess to save the world. Listened to 5 min and hated the story. Wish i knew this before i bought the book!!!

This is the worst story telling by Eric by far. The characters and dialogue is ilogical and contradictory all the time. First example is 5 min after the plumber is summon. A zombie climbs a balcony 2 guards and a "warrior" princess jumps back in fear (after years of war), then the plumber knocks it down with a wrench. Second example is when they get Ali's magic carpet. They don't know how to use it and are to scared to try it. 5 min later they take it up the same balcony and lift it 300 feet into the air (really). Oh yeah, they need to hold hands to use magic... Won't even talk about the dialogue or the endless thoughts.

I powered through for about 3 hours to get to the marial ritual. Under which period the author gives ridiculous light sexual teasing of hugs and chivalry. Then the princess wants to get tied up and deep throated. OMFG - lame!

I gave the perfomance a 3 star, because I didn't like (or thought i match) that the princess had a ghetto style latino accent.

I won't waste any more money on Eric's book unless there is alot of review (ps. you need alot so you can se past the Eric fan clubs 15 5 star review).

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