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Pirate McSnottbeard in the Zombie Terror Rampage
- Narrated by: Rebecca Hyland
- Series: Pirate McSnottbeard, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Action & Adventure
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A laugh-out-loud, swashbuckling romp in which Emilie and her brother, William, set out to rescue their parents from the horrible, smelly pirate king McSnottbeard.
Whisked from the high seas, through prehistoric lands, into a warlock's castle and finally to the pirates' clifftop fortress, they tackle dinosaurs, zombies and the most ingenious trap ever devised. Packed with more gags than you can wave a kipper at.