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  • The Nothing to See Here Hotel

  • By: Steven Butler
  • Narrated by: Steven Butler
  • Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (38 ratings)

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The Nothing to See Here Hotel

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Summary

Welcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel!

A hotel for magical creatures, where weird is normal for Frankie Banister and his parents, who run the hotel.

When a goblin messenger arrives at The Nothing to See Here Hotel, announcing the imminent arrival of the goblin prince Grogbah, Frankie and his family rush into action to get ready for their important guest. But it soon becomes obvious that the Banister family are going to have their work cut out with the demanding prince and his never-ending entourage, especially when it turns out the rude little prince is hiding a secret....

©2018 Steven Butler. All rights reserved (P)2018 Simon & Schuster, UK. All Rights Reserved.

Critic reviews

"Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist...." (Cressida Cowell)

"A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold." (Francesca Simon)

"A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny." (Jeremy Strong)

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I'm speechless

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😍😍😍😍
I really recommend it this was really exciting and fun and also
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Brilliant book

My daughter and I absolutely loved this book. A hotel for magical creatures with the arrival of a Prince Goblin. Unfortunately things don’t go as planned and the book ends with an epic battle.

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Gikk)

VERY GOOD
IT I.S GOOD YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BOOK PLZ GET IT NOW i
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Best Magical Book

I can actually imagine the magical world of Frankie Bannister and his hotel when i listen to this story. My favourite bit is when the goblin prince arrives. Its a magical book. ('M' aged 8)

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Very funny story

Great reading by the author. We were hooked and kept my 2 kids quiet for several car journeys! The adults enjoyed it too.

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Everything is great

Nothing is bad everything good good good. One of the best books I have ever read in my life.if you haven’t or have seen it hopefully you enjoy or enjoyed it as much as I did
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I was reading this in year/grade 3

The nostalgia I had when listening to this I can’t believe this is on audible

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