Off with My Head
The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom
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Stassi Schroeder
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Stassi Schroeder
About this listen
Named one of Us Weekly’s Best Celebrity Memoirs of 2022
The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules returns with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.
The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.
Through stories, confessions, illustrations, and plenty of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new book goes behind the scenes and addresses the experience of getting cancelled, getting that positive pregnancy test, and saying “I do” in the backyard instead of in Italy. Stassi won’t hold back about her transformation from proud basic bitch to... proud basic bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s really important in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay fine, an Aperol spritz and some showtunes when you need them most.
Stassi hopes her story will help others see the light at the end of the tunnel in their own lives and make them laugh along the way. She writes about the importance of having a good cry (at work, in the shower, in your closet), ways to navigate social media responsibly (sometimes that means logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), how to practice self-care when wine is not an option, and how not to become a Bridezilla—plus she’ll offer tips on marrying your f*ckboy, embracing pregnancy sweats (both cashmere sweats and night sweats), and styling baby OOTDs.
So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered robe you’ve been wearing nonstop because you’re at rock bottom; grab a cocktail; and let your favorite (more evolved) basic bitch take you on a wild ride inside the bumpiest year of her life.
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- Eleanor Rowledge
- 05-05-22
Great comeback
Loved this, very thoughtful and reflective, feels like Stassi is sat talking with you over a glass of wine.
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- Kirsten
- 15-05-22
Loved it!
If you loved Stassi on VPR you will love book #2!
Good to hear about cancel culture from someone who has experienced it first hand. Funny and honest throughout
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- victoria whelan
- 02-05-22
Great read
Loved the honesty as always . Really enjoyed this book . Looking forward to the next one
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- Anonymous User
- 06-05-22
Honest
Stassi is honest about her mistakes and privilege, shared funny moments and heartfelt times. Worth it
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- Vanessa Jenkins
- 28-04-22
Great listen for when you feel rubbish
I have been feeling rubbish and this book was a fun reality check that puts things into perspective in a funny way.
It turned my frown upside down.
Highly recommend to bravo fans and sad people.
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- nareace testa
- 31-08-22
Waste of money!
Shocking…I can’t believe I wasted my money and time! Got to chapter 3 and that was enough!
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