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Murder's a Swine
- Narrated by: Kris Dyer
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Mystery, Thriller & Suspense, Mystery
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- elly gausden
- 10-07-21
Reader has a touch of the Julien Clary's about him
The story itself takes a while to get going, and for the first few chapters the reader really gets on your wick. Once I realized he sounded faintly like Julien Clary trying to be serious I couldn't unhear it and as the plot was a bit slow it was all I focused on. Eventually the plot gets going and you can ignore the reader for the most part. The story is of it's time, but still has a few twists and turns that keep you entertained.
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- Demelza Harris
- 15-01-22
Shayla a a
Good listen if you like old fashioned crime Drama narration was exquisite.I loved it ,wish there was a sequel with the heroine
Agnes kingenhoff and her husband Andrew in daring deeds under the nose of Pig of the yard.to solve murders almost on a daily basis .
Definitely of it’s time but it’s like a snap shot of wartime life ,albeit for the upper classes who in this book are mostly courageous and clever.Total fantasy,sadly nothing like real life now or then I’d imagine.
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- H. Tollyfield
- 14-06-21
Very dated
This story is very much in the Tommy and Tuppence vein, but without the wit and intriguing plots of the Agatha Christie originals. Upper middle-class and well-off couple, with an aristocratic cousin in Scotland Yard, play at being detectives. I'm afraid the book just did not come alive for me.
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- Catherine
- 09-09-21
This book was forgot about for a good reason
Boring. Trite. Contrived. Stereotypical undeveloped characters. No real detective work. I listened to it, but only because I had no other options at the time.
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- Marie
- 28-06-21
wish there were more than two
fun, full of silly characters, silly names, criminals, and a fascinating time in history.