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Jesus Christ SuperTeen
- #junior_year_book_3
- Narrated by: Jerry Bradshaw
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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BOOK 3: #_junior_year_book_3
Meet Paul (right, you’ve met). Paul, Jesus, and Lacy are not any closer to solving the mysteries of their lives: Yuri, the Russian janitor, is clearly not who he seems to be, but then just who is he? Jesus has finally met he of the pristine dental work, but how can he know Jesus but Jesus not know him? Will Paul and Jesus be able to arrange another meet and get some of these annoying questions answered? Perhaps the Winter Ball dance and a trip beyond Space and Time will finally answer the ultimate question: Where did all the question marks go?
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- Wendy Shoup
- 13-05-21
Great story
I love this third installment in the series! This one seemed a bit darker than the first two and kept me on the edge of my seat. The narrator did such an amazing job with all the different voices and inflections. I very much recommend giving this story a listen!
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- Jenni Z
- 12-05-21
Weird, Funny, Fun
Like its predecessors, the third book in this series was a fun listen. The whole series was weird and twisty, but in a comprehensible way. I think my favorite (non-spoiler!) thing in the series was the censoring of curse words with random words. It's a silly device, but it makes me laugh every time. And the narrator is so superb that his delivery just makes it the silly humor absolutely hilarious.