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  • By: Dawn McNiff
  • Narrated by: Gregg Lowe
  • Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (184 ratings)
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How Not to Be Weird

By: Dawn McNiff
Narrated by: Gregg Lowe
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Summary

Woody wants to get un-weird - and fast! And he'll find help in the most unlikely of places. 

Woody is forever worried about being different. He thinks himself weird and a bit of a wuss, and two bullies, Della and Casey, make sure he doesn't forget that. It doesn't help that his mum is slightly bonkers. She dresses up as a sheep for a living - mostly for her job as a children's entertainer. And not to mention the fact that she forces Woody to wear old granny jumpers that she finds down the local charity shop. Gooner the dog doesn't help either, always getting Woody in some awkward, smelly and rather messy situations! 

But Woody's got a plan to get unweird - and fast! Just in time for his first day at secondary school. He starts off with some rules...'Don't listen to Mum about anything to do with your life, ever'...and...'don't wear old lady clothes'. And with the help of his way more normal, yet rather extravagant GlamMa and the discovery of his dad's peculiar lucky charm, he soon finds a new sense of charm, un-weirdness and a heap load of shenanigans come his way!

©2016 Dawn McNiff (P)2021 Audible, Ltd

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Great sense of humor!

“Fitting in” is the main topic of the story and totally relatable. Not only for kids! I am an adult and enjoyed the plot very much!

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Awesome book

Loved it so much and it shows that you should always be yourself

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A m a s I n g b o o k ! ! W o W W

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Ronaldo suiiiiii Neymar is so much better Messi is poo
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Very funny

It was an Interesting book that taught you that it was important for you to be yourself 

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Well written and presented

An easy listen that is amusing and well read.

A really pleasant listen for the whole family

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Amazing

This is literally the best audible story I have in my library, AND I LEGIT HAVE BILLIONS!!😀😀🤣🫡

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This was funny

I think this deserves 5 stars it was a amazing production it was funny and it was quite a original idea of some body starting high school and meeting new friends so I think it was an amici game audible book.

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Un-weirding rules, magic rubix cube and starting secondary school!!😍 There's a real message about how everyone is weird and how it's ok!!😀😀😀


HAPPY ☺☺☺ reading!!😀


Ame out!!!!😀

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I really loved it!!

the narrator was good. and I'm a bit weird as well. :) :3 :0

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