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Fortunately, the Milk...

By: Neil Gaiman
Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
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About this listen

 Bloomsbury presents Fortunately, the Milk . . . written and read by Neil Gaiman.

From multi-award-winning Neil Gaiman comes a spectacularly silly, mind-bendingly clever, brilliantly bonkers adventure.

Mum's away. Dad's in charge. There's no milk. So Dad saves the day by going to buy some.

Really, that's all that happens. Very boring. YAAAAAAAAAWN.

There are absolutely none of the following inside:

GLOBBY GREEN ALIENS!
INTERGALACTIC POLICE!
PIRATES!
And most definitely NOT a time-travelling hot-air balloon piloted by the brilliant dinosaur scientist Professor Steg...©2013 Neil Gaiman (P)2013 HarperCollins Publishers Fantasy Fiction Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Science Fiction & Fantasy Comedy Interstellar Pirate

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A fantastic short story.

Mr. Gaiman is a fantastic writer and performer!

Thank you for taking me on a wonderful, fun packed adventure.

loved it and I'm 56 years old!

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I bought this as my daughter was having it read in class and couldn’t follow it. I now know why! I struggled too!!!!! Boring story that was too hard to follow/engage with

Dreadful

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